# Ilsa\_Lund... Have you been sniffing glue? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 11, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928 "2004-01-11T04:08:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Zhen\_ka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zhen\_ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zhen_ka)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/81 "2004-01-11T17:55:51Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni:_ > > **This isn’t an art-oriented board. I’d say PROBABLY no more than a sig’s worth…that is, no bigger than four lines long. If you want to play with ASCII art, it would be better to find a board where they enjoy such things. A lot of people here don’t, by all the reports I get.** From this thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=234332](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=234332) In that thread you asked about “small” art being permitted. Don’t you think you should have waited until she responded _before_ posting any more kind of art? Or perhaps, since others have pointed out to you how annoying it is, you’d stop posting any kind of “art” at all? Not trying to be a bitch about it, but I am one poster who does find your posts with smilies or any kind of so-called art annoying. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/82 "2004-01-11T17:57:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zhen’ka \* > \*\*From this thread: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=234332](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=234332) > > In that thread you asked about “small” art being permitted. Don’t you think you should have waited until she responded _before_ posting any more kind of art? > > Or perhaps, since others have pointed out to you how annoying it is, you’d stop posting any kind of “art” at all? > Not trying to be a bitch about it, but I am one poster who does find your posts with smilies or any kind of so-called art annoying. \*\* :rolleyes: I didn’t _see_ that post before I posted the art. I won’t post anymore art. Promise. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/83 "2004-01-11T17:58:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\*Are you serious Michael? I thought you didn’t have a problem with me. \*\* Just stop posting that pink nipples crap. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/84 "2004-01-11T18:00:02Z")
You started it. I’ll stop. Can we be best friends forever now? ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/85 "2004-01-11T18:19:37Z")
C’mon, people, **Ilsa** confesses The Love That Is Too Angsty To Name and all you can do is trash him. MORE BURT BACHARACH! _What the world needs now is love, sweet love It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of What the world needs now is love, sweet love, No, not just for some but for everyone._ ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/86 "2004-01-11T18:33:44Z")
(I thought my thread was pointless… I have a lot to learn…) ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/87 "2004-01-11T20:33:26Z")
Every week it’s something with this Kurdted guy. Some should just follow in the footsteps of those they admire. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/88 "2004-01-11T20:36:31Z")
:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/89 "2004-01-11T21:14:30Z")
Well, _ **I’m** _ not entertained. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/90 "2004-01-11T21:18:36Z")
By what? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/91 "2004-01-11T22:51:47Z")
Time to fold up the chairs and stack them against the wall, folks. The Pitter Pitted has left the building. Stay tuned to this station where, next week, we’ll be presenting Episode 4 of “From Here to Futility”. ---
**Author:** ![Yamirskoonir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c0e974/32.png) [@Yamirskoonir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yamirskoonir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/92 "2004-01-11T22:52:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\*Dude, I don’t need to backpedal. You keep this pitting up and I’ll ending up (verbally) kicking your ass from here to Pomona. If you change wholeheartedly, I’ll welcome you with… ummm… some arms. \*\* Hey **Ilsa\_Lund** , what’s so threatening about Pomona? I mean, besides the drugs and the gangs and the drive-bys and the 50 million seedy strip joints down on Mission and the racist police officers and the slum conditions and…oh shit, just answered my own question… The city does have one redeeming point, however - The Glass House! Woohoo! Get your skank and mosh on! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/93 "2004-01-11T23:01:26Z")
It was a joke from _Sunset Boulevard._ “They’ll love it in Pomona!:rolleyes:” ---
**Author:** ![dakravel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@dakravel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dakravel)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/94 "2004-01-11T23:40:27Z")
I’d have to say the OP is partially right in that it definitely seems like _someone_ is sniffing the glue. Makes me look forward to the day when I might get pitted in such a fashion. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/95 "2004-01-11T23:40:56Z")
This ends part one of “The Death of Mary Queen of Scots.” Part two can be heard on BBC Four starting now. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/96 "2004-01-12T00:12:45Z")
> [@](#): > > I’d have to say the OP is partially right in that it definitely seems like _someone_ is sniffing the glue. Makes me look forward to the day when I might get pitted in such a fashion. If **Kurdt** hadn’t already been so thoroughly trashed it might have been interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/97 "2004-01-12T01:36:42Z")
Irony is not a black fly in your Chardonnay ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/98 "2004-01-12T01:42:42Z")
Is it a death row pardon, two minutes too late? ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/99 "2004-01-12T01:43:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\*Irony is not a black fly in your Chardonnay \*\* It was supposed to be Spanish Fly in your date’s Chardonnay. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928/100 "2004-01-12T01:53:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carrot \* > \*\*It was supposed to be Spanish Fly in your date’s Chardonnay. \*\* That’s not irony either, it is a stroke of luck! (unless you’re dating some of the women i’ve dated, then it’s horror incarnate!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-have-you-been-sniffing-glue/223928.md?page=6)