# Ilsa\_lund, you're boring me to fucking death **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 9, 2004, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255 "2004-02-09T11:31:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/1 "2004-02-09T11:31:24Z")
So, come on down motherfucker. [a sample of recent posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=40144) . I especially like the one in the “Hey Ya” thread where you tell me the Beatles are responsible for _everything I listen to._ Because you have a complete list of my musical collection there, don’t you? For the last 3-4 weeks all i’ve seen by you is fucking dreck posts. Single line bollocks. Ever hear the saying ‘if you haven’t got anything good (or indeed relevant), don’t say it?’ You doing my head in, popping here there and everywhere, all over the board, talking loud and saying ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING! Put a fucking lid on it, you toilet. I’m sick to the back teeth of your shit. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/2 "2004-02-09T11:41:00Z")
If all he’s saying is > [@](#): > > Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. then he _is_ a tedious conversationalist, isn’t he? 😃 (Translation: your link doesn’t work.) ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/3 "2004-02-09T11:47:44Z")
Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day: Nickelback really are shit. ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/4 "2004-02-09T11:51:10Z")
Link works fine for me. one post where he may be right does not make him any less tedious or fucking useless though. ---
**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/5 "2004-02-09T11:52:14Z")
_You_ want to complain? Just look at these shoes. I’ve only had them three weeks and already the heels are worn right through. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/6 "2004-02-09T11:53:23Z")
> [@paulberserker](#): > > one post where he may be right does not make him any less tedious or fucking useless though. I concur. [Extra words added to satisfy vBulletin’s voracious appetite for needless data padding.] ---
**Author:** ![Achilles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dc4da7/32.png) [@Achilles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/7 "2004-02-09T12:03:12Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Nickelback really are shit. Nickelback sully the good name of shit. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/8 "2004-02-09T15:27:08Z")
> [@paulberserker](#): > > Link works fine for me. > > one post where he may be right does not make him any less tedious or fucking useless though. A link to the [SDMB Search function](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?) is a very, very handy thing to put in a thread! Thanks, **paulberserker**! Here’s another [handy link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/profile.php?do=editlist) for ya! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/9 "2004-02-09T15:30:07Z")
meh. if the link works for me, how i am i supposed to know it simply goes to the search function for everyone else? not really the point though is it? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/10 "2004-02-09T15:36:01Z")
I really got to agree with **paulberserker** here. All I’ve ever seen him do is pit people who have already been pitted by others, and follow **county** all over the place. I have yet to see him post anything of value. I’ll be happy to recant that statement if anyone can show me a thread where **Ilsa\_lund** has added anything to the discussion. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/11 "2004-02-09T15:59:30Z")
> [@Desmostylus](#): > > _You_ want to complain? Just look at these shoes. I’ve only had them three weeks and already the heels are worn right through. So the pig says, “My wife’s a whore!” Now _that_’s a complaint. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/12 "2004-02-09T16:08:07Z")
> [@paulberserker](#): > > meh. if the link works for me, how i am i supposed to know it simply goes to the search function for everyone else? not really the point though is it? By trying the link in Preview. So, what’s the point of putting a link that supposedly illuminates your OP if the link doesn’t go anywhere? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/13 "2004-02-09T16:18:41Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > I have yet to see him post anything of value. I’ll be happy to recant that statement if anyone can show me a thread where **Ilsa\_lund** has added anything to the discussion. . I can’t find it now but there was the **handy** pitting in which **CnoteChris** started a debate with **Ilsa** regarding the benefits of adding RAM. ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/14 "2004-02-09T16:24:05Z")
If I hit the link in my OP it takes me to Ilsa’s recent threads in the search engine. So there you go. Click on his name. it’ll show it. I bow fucking down to your obviously far better fucking coding skills, **gluteus.** Or you could just hang about the board for about half an hour, I’m sure he’ll knock out about 10-20 pointless fucking replies if you keep hitting that refresh button. :o ---
**Author:** ![Futile\_Gesture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@Futile\_Gesture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Futile_Gesture)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/15 "2004-02-09T16:31:00Z")
> [@Jeff Olsen](#): > > . I can’t find it now but there was the **handy** pitting in which **CnoteChris** started a debate with **Ilsa** regarding the benefits of adding RAM. Please, for the love of Cecil! Not that one again!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/16 "2004-02-09T16:31:14Z")
When I click on it I get “No Matches,” not the search function. Obviously something weird going in. Let me [try.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=40508) This’un works for me. **Gluteus Maximus,** no need to be a, well, an ass about it. And **Ilsa\_Lund** is annoying. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/17 "2004-02-09T16:39:20Z")
I hit the link in the OP, and it takes me to the log in window, which then takes me to > [@](#): > > Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. … which effectively makes the entire OP become a case of the pot making chromatic comments about the kettle. In other words, I still don’t know what you’re talking about, and it’s got nothing to do with coding. That’s OK, though, 'cause I’m bored with this thread. (on preview) **Jimmy Chitwood** , there’s nothing weird going on. You just can’t link to the search field. Obscure rants about unlinked threads by people who can’t find the ‘ignore’ edit function are annoying. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/18 "2004-02-09T17:02:48Z")
> [@Jeff Olsen](#): > > I can’t find it now but there was the **handy** pitting in which **CnoteChris** started a debate with **Ilsa** regarding the benefits of adding RAM. Sorry, but I can’t give him credit for hijacking a thread. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/19 "2004-02-09T17:09:05Z")
> [@Futile Gesture](#): > > Please, for the love of Cecil! Not that one again!! :eek: I’m with you there. 🙂 To be fair, **Ilsa** may have been over the top but he was fighting ignorance, thus there was value in his posts. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255/20 "2004-02-09T17:11:34Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > Sorry, but I can’t give him credit for hijacking a thread. Fine, except that **Ilsa** didn’t start the hijack. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ilsa_lund-youre-boring-me-to-fucking-death/228255.md?page=2)