# I'm #1

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-1/115676>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 24, 2002, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-1/115676 "2002-06-24T09:21:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-1/115676/1 "2002-06-24T09:21:13Z")

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Woohoo.

Anybody here ever play NTN? It’s a trivia game played in bars, where you ask for play box and answer quesrions. I was #1 in the nation two games in a row, and pulled my bar up to #1 by giving them all the answers. I’ll probably never figure out way to turn trivia knowledge into meeting women, but at least I can anonymously brag about it to people on a message board. 🙂

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**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-1/115676/2 "2002-06-24T09:27:36Z")

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if you’ve got the knowledge you can convert that into the ability to weild a rather large stick, and find yourself a lady.  
the club and sack approach never fails

egg