# I'm 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2012, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838 "2012-02-05T07:22:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/1 "2012-02-05T07:22:36Z")
Went to see the girlfriend today. Arrived around noon, went home at 11:30 PM and over that nearly 12-hour period we had sex, with mutual orgasms, six times. No viagra, just sushi for dinner and a couple of horny 40-somethings who are really attracted to each other. Why am I posting this? Well, it’s like the old joke: A 95 year old man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I’ve been having sex with blonde 18 year old twin girls.” The priest looks at him and notices he’s wearing a yarmulke. “Excuse me sir, but… are you Jewish?” “Yes.” “Then why are you telling me this?” “I’m telling everyone!” ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/2 "2012-02-05T08:02:04Z")
Good job, tiger! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/3 "2012-02-05T08:28:20Z")
You’ll feel that in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/4 "2012-02-05T09:03:28Z")
Six times with mutual orgasms and no viagra? Sorry, don’t buy it old man. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/5 "2012-02-05T09:35:22Z")
> [@Mach Tuck](#): > > No viagra, just sushi That explains it. ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/6 "2012-02-05T13:47:59Z")
Braggart. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/7 "2012-02-05T13:57:33Z")
Hope you wake up soon. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/8 "2012-02-05T13:59:02Z")
Whoa, I bet the girlfriend is tired! Maybe let some of the air out…? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/9 "2012-02-05T14:02:26Z")
> [@Mach Tuck](#): > > Went to see the girlfriend today. Arrived around noon, went home at 11:30 PM and over that nearly 12-hour period we had sex,… six times. > > . . . Hell, I could do that when I was 18. ---
**Author:** ![brocks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@brocks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brocks)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/10 "2012-02-05T14:05:46Z")
I’m impressed. I couldn’t have done that when I was 41. I could and did have sex six times in a day when I was 19 or so, but it was with a 19-year old girl. Doubt I could have managed more than a couple with a 41-year old. And it’s a complete mystery to me how people over 60 do it. If their imagination is that vivid, why aren’t they writing novels or something? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/11 "2012-02-05T14:10:54Z")
> [@brocks](#): > > And it’s a complete mystery to me how people over 60 do it. If their imagination is that vivid, why aren’t they writing novels or something? Who has time to write a novel when you’re having sex 6 times a day? ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/12 "2012-02-05T14:15:06Z")
“So, Goldstein why are you telling me?” “Father, I’m telling everybody!” ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/13 "2012-02-05T14:17:20Z")
I was going to make a quip abput why wouldn’t a 60 year old be having sex with a 19 year old, but I thought members may confuse me with that kiddy diddler with a similar name. Six times? I am impressed though. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/14 "2012-02-05T14:21:29Z")
Oh yeah? Well I’m 6 and I had sex 41 times today. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/15 "2012-02-05T14:57:16Z")
“Doctor, I have a problem, and I hope you can help me.” “Sure - what’s your situation?” “Well, when I get up in the morning, I have sex with my wife before she makes me coffee. Then I car pool with a co-worker, and she gives me a blowjob on the way to work. Around ten o’clock, I boff my secretary in the copy room. I am having an affair with my boss, so we go out to lunch and duck into a motel and do it pretty much every work day. I get home before my wife, so I screw the housekeeper. Most evenings after dinner, we wife-swap with the neighbors. Then my wife and I do it one more time before we go to sleep.” “Okay, so what’s the problem?” “It hurts when I masturbate…” Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/16 "2012-02-05T15:49:19Z")
I’ve managed that many in a 24-hour period, when my man and I were still long-distance and only seeing each other for a weekend every couple of months. I can’t _imagine_ doubling that and still having any useful sensation left in my genitalia. ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/17 "2012-02-05T16:26:10Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > I’ve managed that many in a 24-hour period, when my man and I were still long-distance and only seeing each other for a weekend every couple of months. I can’t _imagine_ doubling that and still having any useful sensation left in my genitalia. Well he didn’t specify the duration of each occurance, we could be looking at 6 mins over 12 hours here 😉 ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/18 "2012-02-05T16:39:19Z")
Personal record is a “Boston” (Name based on the card game spades, and getting all thirteen tricks) in the space of a 3 day weekend. He left with a t-shirt and a smile. ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/19 "2012-02-05T18:10:56Z")
My personal best is 22 times in 24 hours. Long before we were married, my wife and I had been given a suite at a local hotel for a weekend. We were about 23 at the time. I don’t know what possessed me that weekend, but I could not get enough. On the bed, tables, chairs, everywhere. Now I’m ecstatic if I can pull off a double in one day. My, how the mighty have fallen! I’m 48 and can see the end from here! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838/20 "2012-02-05T18:15:14Z")
Good on ya, **Mach Tuck**! The list of terrible repercussions of my company ending their Work-At-Home program is long, none more horrible than my mid-morning break, lunch hour, and afternoon break no longer consisting of blowjobs and wild sex. Four times a day had become the standard, and yes, we had a couple of six-time days. My girlfriend has my 43-year-old self doing things I didn’t think were physically possible. Now that I’m away from home for 10.5 hours each day, we’re down to 2-3 times a day. Which still blows my damn mind. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-41-years-old-and-i-had-sex-6-times-today/611838.md?page=2)