# I'm 44 and scared of monsters under the bed

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2014, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-44-and-scared-of-monsters-under-the-bed/693137 "2014-07-15T06:01:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-44-and-scared-of-monsters-under-the-bed/693137/61 "2014-07-30T13:00:24Z")

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It took many years of therapy for me to finally understand that all those vicious, clawed monsters at the end of my bed wanting to gnaw off my feet and leave me with nothing but bloody stumps in fact want my brain.

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