# I'm 6 years old **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2023, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015 "2023-08-24T06:22:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/1 "2023-08-24T06:22:51Z")
On the Dope. That is. I want a new bicycle. A puppy. 2 teddy bears. A chutes and ladders game. Lego And a red Ferrari. Please. The pie can go. I want cake and ice cream, balloons and party hats. Thank you. ❤❤ ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/2 "2023-08-24T07:32:18Z")
Congratulations, though methinks the newbie Beck wasn’t so assertive/demanding. Here is my contribution to the wishlist … so good it comes with an extra “g” [![](https://i.ibb.co/fHsbq7t/Leggo.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/fHsbq7t/Leggo.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/3 "2023-08-24T10:33:58Z")
Every party needs a laugh, so: - I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/4 "2023-08-24T11:18:29Z")
Can I ride with you in your Ferrari? ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/5 "2023-08-24T11:24:58Z")
What kind of puppy do you want? ---
**Author:** ![Common\_Tater](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/common_tater/32/13846_2.png) [@Common\_Tater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Common_Tater)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/6 "2023-08-24T14:29:35Z")
A “new” puppy, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/7 "2023-08-24T14:33:15Z")
I got nothing for my 6th Dope birthday. I like you so I support the idea of you getting a couple of those items. There are a few others I’d consider on their birthdays also. But since I didn’t get anything on mine then simply not disliking you is not enough. If you want me to care about your birthdays when you didn’t care about mine is going to take a lot more effort on your part. ---
**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/8 "2023-08-24T14:37:04Z")
I know a clown. You like clowns? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/9 "2023-08-24T16:03:51Z")
Bring on the clowns! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/10 "2023-08-24T16:05:17Z")
I’ll arrange for a Bigfoot-o-Gram to be delivered to Chez Beck. My understanding is that the Bigfoots already know the address. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/11 "2023-08-24T16:21:46Z")
🚲 🐕 🎲 🧸🧸 🚗 🎂🍨 🎈🗨 💬 🗯 💭 🎈 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 🥳 Didn’t see any Legos, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/12 "2023-08-24T16:31:45Z")
Whoo hoo! Thx. Lego hurt anyway. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/13 "2023-08-24T17:19:46Z")
What, no beer? Beck’s, of course. None of that St Pauli Girl stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/14 "2023-08-24T17:22:35Z")
BYOB! Or you can swipe Son-of-a-wreks, I don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/15 "2023-08-24T17:24:10Z")
Don’t bother, they’re here 😉 Happy Cake Day, Beck! My brother – so the story goes – was born early in the morning of March 1, 1960. But 1960 was a leap year. I’ve long suspected he was actually born on February 29th, but that – old school being what it was – they rounded up. If I’m right, then my brother is something like 15 y/o. Which would explain … so, so much. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/16 "2023-08-24T17:28:08Z")
Happy birth (board) day, Beck!! ❤ 💏 ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/17 "2023-08-24T17:30:32Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Whoo hoo! > Thx. Lego hurt anyway. The most painful thing in the world is walking through your house at night. You know they way so you don’t turn on the lights. And then you step on a Lego. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-6-years-old/989015/18 "2023-08-24T18:04:37Z")
A pain you never forget.