# I'm a cat enabler. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 2, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-cat-enabler/371141 "2006-09-02T00:24:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2006, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-cat-enabler/371141/21 "2006-09-02T21:11:08Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] [Havoc in La-La Land.](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a56/silenus_/P1010102-1.jpg) [/QUOTE] Awwwwww kitty…nice stoned kitty. :o Now _I_ think I need a nip and a nap. ---
**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-cat-enabler/371141/22 "2006-09-02T21:55:41Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] **Now we know Batman’s weakness! Gotham City shall be ours!** [/QUOTE] Nah he’s prepared for that ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-cat-enabler/371141/23 "2006-09-02T22:00:39Z")
[QUOTE=slaphead] A **b** at? Really? [/QUOTE] Can I borrow your username for a second? ---
**Author:** ![MaddyStrut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@MaddyStrut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaddyStrut)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-cat-enabler/371141/24 "2006-09-03T03:03:22Z")
Am I the only one with a kitty who’s a mean drunk? She’ll happily roll in the catnip then bite my ankles should I have the audacity to walk by. Heaven forbid I try to pet her when she’s in a catnip haze. ---
**Author:** ![Elysium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3be4f8/32.png) [@Elysium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysium)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-cat-enabler/371141/25 "2006-09-03T05:22:46Z")
My boys had an illicit drug den that I unwittingly supplied. Two days after I brought home a Professor Moriarty’s brother to his permanent home, I began to be worried that they weren’t doing well together. They seemed to be really jumpy and both were not acting right. Also, they would both disappear for long periods of time under the bed and refuse to come out. I was afraid they were in some kind of kitty depression. Finally, a week after having them both in our house, Elliot (who is pure white) came out from under the bed covered in what looked like dirt. Upon further inspection and some sniffing it was determined he was covered in catnip. Lifting up the mattress revealed a giant pile of catnip in the far corner and a very content Moriarty grooving out in it. They had apparently been high for 5 days or so, reveling in their amazing pile of nip. That’s the last time I just toss a bag of it in the trash. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2006, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-cat-enabler/371141/26 "2006-09-03T06:44:37Z")
I haven’t bought catnip in a while. Although when I do I do feel like the pusher man. But what I do do is buy…birdseed. So the cats can sit by the window and watch the birds and fantasize about killing them. So I’m not so much a kitty drug dealer as a kitty pornographer (snuff film catagory). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-cat-enabler/371141.md?page=1)