# I'm a daddy again. I will bore you. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2006, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287 "2006-08-26T03:44:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/1 "2006-08-26T03:44:41Z")
Let me bore you with pictures of my newest. [1](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn1.jpg),[2](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn2.jpg),[3](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn3.jpg),[4](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn4.jpg) There’s that. Then the fact that I got a new job. Then the fact that I decided to do a bike commute to my new job, and then the open compound fracture of ulna and radius (yeah, that means a bone was sticking out) that resulted from all that. Then there’s the return visit to the hospital for the unexpected bleeding of mommy. Ain’t no stress in my life. No siree. I haven’t been around the boards lately, and I probably won’t visit too often considering. My wife calls you folks the geeks. Well geeks. I consider you family, and I’m proud to make this a birth announcement. For those of you that say that folks who make such important announcements on message boards need to get a life, I say this: [1](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn1.jpg),[2](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn2.jpg),[3](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn3.jpg),[4](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/2 "2006-08-26T03:57:35Z")
Baby! Babies are never boring. Welcome, baby. Congrats, **NurseCarmen.** ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/3 "2006-08-26T03:58:44Z")
Big 'ol congratulations, **NurseCarmen** – adorable tyke you’ve got there. Hope you and the family are all doing well. And don’t be _too_ much of a stranger – as a fellow geeky football fan, your opinions are valued. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/4 "2006-08-26T04:00:48Z")
He’s beautiful. Congratulations! Sorry to hear of your fractured arm. Peace out! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/5 "2006-08-26T04:05:50Z")
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby. What a handsome, healthy pink fellow he is! And an adorable bottle-holder ya got there, too. Sorry 'bout your arm. Sure, I bet you went and broke it just in time to avoid changing those diapers, huh? 😃 Just wait, Mister…there will be Diaper Karma to pay! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/6 "2006-08-26T04:21:01Z")
Congratulations. Wishing you a lifetime of joy with your new family! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lokij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@lokij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lokij)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/7 "2006-08-26T04:38:12Z")
[QUOTE=NurseCarmen] Let me bore you with pictures of my newest. [1](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn1.jpg),[2](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn2.jpg),[3](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn3.jpg),[4](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn4.jpg) There’s that. Then the fact that I got a new job. Then the fact that I decided to do a bike commute to my new job, and then the open compound fracture of ulna and radius (yeah, that means a bone was sticking out) that resulted from all that. Then there’s the return visit to the hospital for the unexpected bleeding of mommy. Ain’t no stress in my life. No siree. I haven’t been around the boards lately, and I probably won’t visit too often considering. My wife calls you folks the geeks. Well geeks. I consider you family, and I’m proud to make this a birth announcement. For those of you that say that folks who make such important announcements on message boards need to get a life, I say this: [1](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn1.jpg),[2](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn2.jpg),[3](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn3.jpg),[4](http://www.rileypatrickhenderson.com/finn4.jpg) [/QUOTE] Cute! Congratulations. :\> ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/8 "2006-08-26T10:04:44Z")
Congratulations. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/9 "2006-08-26T13:02:14Z")
Sooooo sweet. Congratulations!!! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/10 "2006-08-26T13:18:27Z")
Congrations **Nurse Dad Again!** It’s been a proverbial prolific Doper proliferation. [Martha S.]And that’s a good thing.[/Martha S.] ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/11 "2006-08-26T13:35:35Z")
Some men will do anything to trump their wife’s experience of child birth, like have an open compound fracture. **Nurse Carmen** you are an attention whore 😃 I love the first picture taken of your newest one. It says " I want to go back!" Congrats on such a beautiful baby from the Geek Squad! ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/12 "2006-08-26T13:58:08Z")
Gorgeous baby! Congratulations! sorry about your accident ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/13 "2006-08-26T14:18:30Z")
I’m not bored! What a darling baby–congratulations!! (Sorry you’re having so much trouble, though–hope you’re all better soon!) ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/14 "2006-08-26T14:40:47Z")
Congratulations! Beautiful kids you’ve got there. Sorry to hear about your arm, and Mommy’s unexpected yuck. ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/15 "2006-08-26T17:17:47Z")
Good job, dude. Just try not to get into any more trouble, will ya? Yeesh. STAY IN ONE PIECE! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/16 "2006-08-26T17:33:12Z")
Congratulations, NC. And at least there’s an upside to a compound fracture…prescription painkillers! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/17 "2006-08-27T01:27:08Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] Congratulations, NC. And at least there’s an upside to a compound fracture…prescription painkillers! [/QUOTE] Your first bonding experience with your child: both of you lying on your back, staring at the ceiling, and gurgling. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/18 "2006-08-27T02:35:30Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] I love the first picture taken of your newest one. It says " I want to go back!" [/QUOTE] That is a true insight into the lives of me. From the moment we leave the womb, we want to go back. To any womb. ---
**Author:** ![pipperroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7feea3/32.png) [@pipperroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipperroo)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/19 "2006-08-27T02:44:13Z")
Beautiful baby, congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287/20 "2006-08-27T07:48:46Z")
May I be the first to say what an abominably ugly baby you’ve got there! 😃 Thank goodness that the days ahead will turn him into a beauty…hey, I’ve done kids, and I know how revolting they can be in their early hours. Thank god their parents love them because everyone else would just kill them for their unattractiveness eh? Congrats NurseCarmen. 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-daddy-again-i-will-bore-you/370287.md?page=2)