# I'm a hippie. You're a hippie. Tell me your story

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 16, 2021, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133 "2021-04-16T08:31:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/1 "2021-04-16T08:31:17Z")

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I’m a young girl. Runaway and scared.  
My new adopted name is Starr.  
I love the Beatles.  
I have on embroidered jeans and a sweatshirt. On my way to Woodstock by thumb.  
On the way I meet Bob. Fall right in love.  
Bad things happen to me.  
Great things happen to me.

I’m confused and excited at the same time.  
I do not take the brown acid.  
Weed is fun.  
No pills.

Think I’ll cook up a baby.  
Find a dog. His name is Boone.  
Tie dye teeshirts. And sell them.

Peace, baby!

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/2 "2021-04-16T11:58:15Z")

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Far out, man!

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/3 "2021-04-16T12:09:18Z")

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Who are the Grateful Dead, and why are they following me ?

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/4 "2021-04-16T13:08:01Z")

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Let’s all meet up at the park and burn one.

Remember what the dormouse said:  
“Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head”

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/5 "2021-04-16T13:37:52Z")

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Dave’s not here man.

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/6 "2021-04-16T14:17:33Z")

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Everything in the universe is… is… is made of one element, which is a note, a single note. Atoms are really vibrations, you know, which are extensions of THE BIG NOTE. Everything’s one note. Everything, even the ponies. The note, however, is the ultimate power, but see, the pigs don’t know that, the ponies don’t know that. Right?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/7 "2021-04-16T15:18:59Z")

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I’m a hippie. You’re a hippie. Wouldn’t you like to be a hippie, too?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/8 "2021-04-16T16:28:24Z")

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If you’re going to San Francisco. Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/9 "2021-04-16T16:51:38Z")

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And a face mask.  
Preferably [one of these](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/416UXv21YTL._AC_SY1000_.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/10 "2021-04-16T17:50:27Z")

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Deep man. That’s deep.✌

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**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/11 "2021-04-16T18:09:21Z")

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Can I buy some pot from you?

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/12 "2021-04-16T18:21:48Z")

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I’ve got some killer Calphalon, man.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/13 "2021-04-16T20:10:37Z")

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We’re all living on a commune, mostly in tents (we’ll eventually build something resembling a house, but we haven’t done it yet. I think we did already have the disintegrating old trailer.) One night, some of the neighborhood young men show up and try to start a fight, but none of us will fight back. Two or three of us run half a mile down the road to the nearest neighbor to try to get help, because we’re seriously afraid they’re going to beat up people. When we all get back there (I can’t remember whether the cops came or just the neighbors did), things have calmed down, and nobody actually got hurt.

True story. I could tell a batch more. I like the one about the day we were walking down the road carrying axes, but I think I’ve told it somewhere on these boards already.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/14 "2021-04-16T20:18:07Z")

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> [@markn\_1](#):
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> I’ve got some killer Calphalon, man.

I had a set of those. Not as good as All Clad.

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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/15 "2021-04-16T20:37:08Z")

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> [@DPRK](#):
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> Can I buy some pot from you?

You don’t understand hippies at all: it’s all about sharing!

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/16 "2021-04-16T20:39:52Z")

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Unless @DPRK was referring to …

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/JUOGxePBs50/maxresdefault.jpg "Animal House 1978 one tiny little Atom under your fingernail") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUOGxePBs50)

[I find myself hoping …]

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/17 "2021-04-16T21:50:56Z")

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Listen while I play my [green tambourine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5Vz-z4PEkk)

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/18 "2021-04-16T23:09:35Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Find a dog. His name is Boone.

Nah, name the dog Boo, then go travelin’ and livin’ off the land.

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/19 "2021-04-16T23:37:51Z")

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Come on over, we’re having a Love-In!

> **[Hippie | History, Lifestyle, Definition, Clothes, & Beliefs](https://www.britannica.com/topic/hippie)**
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> hippie, also spelled hippy, member, during the 1960s and 1970s, of a countercultural movement that rejected the mores of mainstream American life. The movement originated on college campuses in the United States, although it spread to other...

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-hippie-youre-a-hippie-tell-me-your-story/940133/20 "2021-04-16T23:51:01Z")

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Ha! You are a hippie. For reals

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