# I'm a horndog...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-horndog/105151>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 23, 2002, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-horndog/105151 "2002-04-23T14:19:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-horndog/105151/1 "2002-04-23T14:19:39Z")

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and I’m driving my wife nuts (no pun intended, and no she doesn’t have nuts).

Long story short, I was unemployed for nearly 8 months and got little or no response to the hundreds of resumes I sent out. I felt like, in a word, shit. Now I’ve not only got a job, but it’s a great one, and I feel like King Shit.

I’m also hornier than hell. Day or night, before work, after work, during work, I don’t care, I want it now. Friday, we did it twice in one day for the first time in ages. And I ummm…beat the bishop in between. Last night I made her dance naked with me on the back porch (visible from the road if the headlights hit right) and then we went right down on the concrete.

I think she’s getting tired of it, but I’m also pretty sure that when the travelling and stress of the job kick in, I’ll gear down a bit. No questions, no complaints; I just felt like saying that I’m constantly horny and I’m getting some often.

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-horndog/105151/2 "2002-04-23T14:23:12Z")

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It’s amazing how much a job defines our masculinity sometimes. Now that you’re back to feeling like an Alpha-Male, it’s time to howl.

Congrats on the job and sex (not neccesarily in that order).

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-horndog/105151/3 "2002-04-23T15:17:35Z")

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[Elvis]  
_You ain’t nothin’ but a horndog  
Tryin’ to bury your bone  
You ain’t nothin’ but a horndog  
Tryin’ to bury your bone  
Bend over, baby  
Daddy’s gonna drive you home_  
[/Elvis]

😃

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**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-horndog/105151/4 "2002-04-23T18:53:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \*  
> **Now that you’re back to feeling like an Alpha-Male, it’s time to howl.**

AAAARRRRROOOOOOO!!!

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**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-horndog/105151/5 "2002-04-23T22:22:06Z")

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If you think she’s getting tired of it, maybe you should consider her feelings. Nothing like being coerced into doing it when you really don’t want to turns a woman off more.

On the other hand, it’s good you got your mojo (and a job) back.

Moderation is everything!