# I'm a little disappointed in some of you Dopers... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051 "2000-04-13T18:14:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/1 "2000-04-13T18:14:00Z")
You know, y’all are just so damn _cool_, so I try to jump in and get in on a little of the jokering going on, and what happens? _ **I get stood up!** _ Well, not by everyone - **Coldfire** provided me with my witty faux e-mail account (Non\_Ignorant\_C\*cksucking\_Doper@hotmail.com), and even **Mr Socko** gave a shot at a new sig line (even going so far as to call me “the cool **Gay Guy** ,” and giving me, “In most of life, you have to kiss a lot of frogs in order to find a prince. A Socko-ism”). But what about the rest of you, huh? At least **Mullinator** told me outright he wouldn’t write me a steamy love letter (and thanks to **Chef Troy** for ably fitting the bill, and even **BigRoryG** for his hopelessly heterosexual attempt :D). But where’s my custom sig line from **WallyM7**? Or my custom profile from **Unclebeer**? C’mon, guys - when a sock puppet gets a chuckle in before you guys do… what does this say about the state of the SDMB? Sheesh! What’s a guy gotta do? Esprix, with his own new boring sig below (I hope you know I’m just raggin’ on youse…) * * * “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/2 "2000-04-13T18:19:00Z")
Hey—I wrote a song about your dildo; doesn’t that count for ANYthing? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/3 "2000-04-13T18:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Eve** : > > Hey—I wrote a song about your dildo; doesn’t that count for ANYthing? {blink blink} Cite? I must have missed that one… Esprix (probably because I don’t have one) * * * “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/4 "2000-04-13T18:24:00Z")
Hey Esprix, Why is it do hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends! 😃 * * * The Turtle Moves ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/5 "2000-04-13T18:25:00Z")
I **would love to help you out somehow if I could in any way, but your** bolding confuses **me, so I’m just** going to lie do**wn for [/]** a while. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/6 "2000-04-13T18:27:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **aenea** : > > Why is it do hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? > > Because those men already have boyfriends! I’ll assume that’s meant as a compliment towards me, so thank you. 🙂 Now, what the heck prompted such a nice comment? Does my whining turn you on? 😃 Esprix * * * “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/7 "2000-04-13T18:28:00Z")
You know, **ReservoirDog** , you miss one lousy “/”, and everybody’s a friggin’ comedian. 😛 Esprix * * * “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/8 "2000-04-13T18:32:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Esprix: > \*\*…At least **Mullinator** told me outright he wouldn’t write me a steamy love letter (and thanks to **Chef Troy** for ably fitting the bill, and even **BigRoryG** for his hopelessly heterosexual attempt :D). > \*\* Sir, you damn me with faint praise. My letter to you was not **able;** it was toe-curlingly, fan-yourself-with-the-printout, blush-to-the-hairline, **steamy.** At least it would have been if I hadn’t been worried about freaking out the straights. If you want NC-17, you’ll have to e-mail me and ask for it. * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/9 "2000-04-13T18:40:00Z")
Esprix— It’s in my “You’re the Top” thread, a few bumps down here in MPSIMS. OK, I only used “dildo” because it rhymed with “Billdo,” and used you because I already made one crack about Satan, but . . . Hey, even Irving Berlin had to think quick on his feet! ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/10 "2000-04-13T18:43:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by aenea: > \*\*Hey Esprix, > > Why is it do hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? > > Because those men already have boyfriends! > > 😃 > > \*\* I don’t have a boyfriend… I’m in the market, but I was hoping for someone of the female persuasion 🙂 -SS * * * Lazy bastards always make it easier for the lazier bastards to get special treatment for being useless…how else do you explain American law? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/11 "2000-04-13T18:49:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Chef Troy** : > > Sir, you damn me with faint praise. My letter to you was not **able;** it was toe-curlingly, fan-yourself-with-the-printout, blush-to-the-hairline, **steamy.** At least it would have been if I hadn’t been worried about freaking out the straights. If you want NC-17, you’ll have to e-mail me and ask for it. Does the NC-17 version involve nubile young men of Asian descent? If so, that would definitely put a little more steam in it. 😃 Of course it was all those things, **Chef** , but if I overpraise you, I’ll make everyone else jealous, and that’s just not fair, now is it? 😉 Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/12 "2000-04-13T18:50:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Eve** : > > It’s in my “You’re the Top” thread… Oh, I hadn’t read it (I actually skip the most threads in MPSIMS). Well done! Thank you for thinking of me (in an odd sort of way, that is). Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/13 "2000-04-13T18:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **SkySlash** : > > I don’t have a boyfriend… > I’m in the market, but I was hoping for someone of the female persuasion See, **aenea**? Everything I do for this board, including matchmaking, and I can’t even get a sig line. ☹ And **SkySlash** neglected to mention he’s cute as a button. His picture is posted in both the “Who’s Who” and “If you’re gay…” threads. Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/14 "2000-04-13T19:01:00Z")
Hey, wait a second. Eve includes you in her “Your The Tops” thread, I include you in my “Trion’s 100th post…” thread. Seems to me Mr. “la-de-da nobody plays with me” needs to spend a little more time reading the board and a little less time complaining. 😉 * * * “My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/15 "2000-04-13T19:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Trion** : > > … I include you in my “Trion’s 100th post…” thread. Seems to me Mr. “la-de-da nobody plays with me” needs to spend a little more time reading the board and a little less time complaining. D’oh! I’ll go look right now. I apologize, but I can’t read _everything_ that’s posted here. ☹ Besides, I specifically asked **Unca** and **Wally** , and have heard not one peep from either of 'em. Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/16 "2000-04-13T19:19:00Z")
I only write a sig that I believe will be an improvement. I can’t improve on yours, Esprix. And anyone that doesn’t open an Eve thread by default is a klutz, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/17 "2000-04-13T19:34:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **WallyM7** : > > I only write a sig that I believe will be an improvement. I can’t improve on yours, Esprix. COP-OUT! C’mon - I crave your succinct wit and wisdom! Please? ☹ {pouty face} > [@](#): > > And anyone that doesn’t open an Eve thread by default is a klutz, anyway. Well, at least I’m not a **putz**! 🙂 Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/18 "2000-04-13T19:44:00Z")
Geez, Esprix, in the “Totonto” thread I lovingly and patiently explained why I, coyly mentioned by you as the love of your life, could not marry you and move to Canada. Is that why you’rw upset? ## Doctor “Heartbreaker, not Heart Surgeon” Jackson Sig! Sig a Sog! Sig it loud! Sig it Strog! – Karen Carpenter with a head cold ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/19 "2000-04-13T19:58:00Z")
Dammit, **Jackson** , _not in front of the Dopers!_ Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/20 "2000-04-13T20:09:00Z")
I’d just like to point out that I was not mentioned in either Eve’s post or Trion’s party. Esprix, you’re everyone’s favorite gay guy with an advice thread. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051.md?page=2)