# I'm a little disappointed in some of you Dopers... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051 "2000-04-13T18:14:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/21 "2000-04-13T20:21:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **SwimmingRiddles** : > > Esprix, you’re everyone’s favorite gay guy with an advice thread. I dunno - **Otto** or **SqrlCub** might take issue with that… 🙂 I love ya, babe! Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/22 "2000-04-13T20:29:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles: > **I’d just like to point out that I was not mentioned in either Eve’s post or Trion’s party.** **Swimming** , all female posters will in future be judged solely by the “psychic orgasm” standard. You will need to do better than a simple reminder that breasts are an erogenous zone if you’re going to move up in that category. And **SwimmingRiddles** is a little difficult to rhyme: dripping piddles? bulging middles? sawing fiddles? ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/23 "2000-04-13T20:37:00Z")
SwimmingRiddles said: > [@](#): > > I’d just like to point out that I was not mentioned in either Eve’s post or Trion’s party. Yikes. Now I have offended the lovely Miss Riddles. :shuffles feet: Sorry. * * * “My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/24 "2000-04-13T20:43:00Z")
Esprix, I asked if you did bar mitzvahs after reading your fantastic take on nuclear proliferation. * * * The Stanley Cup: A repeat is in the STARS! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/25 "2000-04-13T20:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **adam yax** : > > I asked if you did bar mitzvahs after reading your fantastic take on nuclear proliferation. You did, and I do. Thank you. 😃 I honestly did not post this as a “look at me 'cause I’m being ignored” thread, I was just trying to jab at **Unc** and **Wally** good-naturedly. Esprix, who is now waiting for **Rousseau** to jump in and tell me what an awful person I am * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/26 "2000-04-13T21:05:00Z")
I can’t believe how upset you are, especially after all the thought I put in my question to your Ask The Gay Guy thread! 😃 Seriously, you are one of the best aditions this board has seen in the last few months. Posters like you are what keep me coming back to this board. There, feel better now? Suck it up already! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/27 "2000-04-13T22:31:00Z")
Aw gee, Esprix… You don’t like me anymore? ☹ * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Four days, 20 hours, 31 minutes and 19 seconds. 194 cigarettes not smoked, saving $24.27. Life saved: 16 hours, 10 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/28 "2000-04-14T05:46:00Z")
So it’s sympathy you want, Esprix? I’ve been posting here daily since this friggin’ board opened. I didn’t receive a mention from Wally or Uncle Beer or Mullinator. Or Coldfire or BigRory or ChefTroy. I wasn’t mentioned in Eve’s or Trion’s thread. I’m never mentioned in any of the “popularity” threads. OpalCat ran a poll which took up eight pages, had over a hundred categories, and collected I don’t know how many votes. And I got one lousy vote. In a category which, to add insult to injury, was won by **Bug Vomit**. Why don’t you just shoot me with that irony gun now, Lord? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/29 "2000-04-14T14:11:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Sealemon88** : > > I can’t believe how upset you are, especially after all the thought I put in my question to your Ask The Gay Guy thread! 😃 And we love you for it! We do! {hug} > [@](#): > > Seriously, you are one of the best aditions this board has seen in the last few months. Posters like you are what keep me coming back to this board. Aw, well, shucks… {shuffle feet} > [@](#): > > There, feel better now? > > Suck it up already! Yes, **sir!** (Ooo, I feel so butch now!) Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig ™} ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/30 "2000-04-14T14:18:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Satan** : > > Aw gee, Esprix… You don’t like me anymore? Aw, jeez, of course I do. You don’t want me to get all _girly_ in front of the Dopers, do you? 😛 Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig ™} ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/31 "2000-04-14T14:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Little Nemo** : > > So it’s sympathy you want, Esprix? I’ve been posting here daily since this friggin’ board opened. I didn’t receive a mention from Wally or Uncle Beer or Mullinator. Or Coldfire or BigRory or ChefTroy. I wasn’t mentioned in Eve’s or Trion’s thread. I’m never mentioned in any of the “popularity” threads. OpalCat ran a poll which took up eight pages, had over a hundred categories, and collected I don’t know how many votes. And I got one lousy vote. In a category which, to add insult to injury, was won by **Bug Vomit**. Why don’t you just shoot me with that irony gun now, Lord? {hands up} OK. You win. I’m Mr. Popularity. 😃 Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig ™} ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/32 "2000-04-14T21:25:00Z")
My lame attempt at humour (see above) was just to try to cheer you up Esprix. * * * The Turtle Moves ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/33 "2000-04-15T04:32:00Z")
So you see, aenea, you don’t make people feel better with jokes and compliments. You make them feel better by showing them people who are worse off than they are. So I’ll just lay here in my dark damp corner, unloved and miserable, eating worms. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/34 "2000-04-15T04:55:00Z")
Sealemon88 said: > [@](#): > > Suck it up already! Uh, you do realize you just said that to a gay guy, don’t you? Was that a request? 😛 Little Nemo, sorry you feel so left out. Even I was mentioned in a thread - by Kat. Sucks to be you. 😉 (I’d offer to work you in somewhere, but NOT the “crushes and fantasies” thread.) ::ducking and running:: ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/35 "2000-04-15T09:13:00Z")
Esprix is gay? Light in the loafers limp in the wrist, or butch gay? Nobody tells me anything. I just found out that Buddy Holly is dead. Or was it Elvis? ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/36 "2000-04-15T09:21:00Z")
OK, I have got a new sig for you. From MIB: “eat me…EAT ME!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Elthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e274bd/32.png) [@Elthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elthia)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/37 "2000-04-15T16:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Esprix: > \*\*You know, y’all are just so damn _cool_, so I try to jump in and get in on a little of the jokering going on, and what happens? _ **I get stood up!** _ Sorry love, I just got here. _grin_ If you want me to write you a steamy love letter, I will, but I think we’d have to find someone with a bit more testosterone for it to work. -Elthia thank you so much for the url - have you checked out HBI yet? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/38 "2000-04-17T16:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **WallyM7** : > > Esprix is gay? God no. Who told you that? > [@](#): > > Light in the loafers limp in the wrist, or butch gay? A little bit from column “A,” and a little bit from column “B,” just for fun. 😃 Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/39 "2000-04-17T16:32:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Elthia** : > > If you want me to write you a steamy love letter, I will, but I think we’d have to find someone with a bit more testosterone for it to work. Ah, well, thank you kindly, nice lady, but I already got a love letter from my own **Chef Troy** and the well-intentioned **BigRoryG** , but, alas, did _not_ get one from the self-proscribed Steamy Love Letter Mogul **Mullinator** , as he, like you, felt he might not be up to the task. I still remain forlorn over **UncleBeer** ’s and **Wally** ’s spurning of my requests. ☹ Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051/40 "2000-04-17T19:57:00Z")
_ **WOO HOO!** _ May I now give you my official profile from **UncleBeer** : **Esprix** Homepage: [www.askthegayguy.com](http://www.askthegayguy.com) Occupation: Tight end Location: Any orifice will do Interests: Gay Porn, men and so-called deviant acts Life is good! So, **Wally** , are you going to be shown up by **Uncle** , or are you going to cave in and give me what I want? {heh heh heh} Esprix * * * ## [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, [Asketh the damn Priest Guy!](http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html)) ## “Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.” {This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™} [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-little-disappointed-in-some-of-you-dopers/16051.md?page=1)