# I'm a-maize-d. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2012, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-maize-d/617462 "2012-04-01T10:14:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-maize-d/617462/1 "2012-04-01T10:14:23Z")
If you have another story equally as a-maize-ing, I’m all ears. ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-maize-d/617462/2 "2012-04-01T10:42:50Z")
I have a corn-ucopia of stories, but no time to tell them. ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-maize-d/617462/3 "2012-04-01T12:02:42Z")
The ads on tv and radio always said that there was ‘More than corn in Indiana’. I’ve lived here all my life, and they _LIE_. Um, well, there are soybeans. Oh, and cows. Lots of cows. But, we’ve more corn than anything. It’s sad. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-maize-d/617462/4 "2012-04-01T12:28:00Z")
I’m so cornfused today. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-maize-d/617462/5 "2012-04-01T12:36:15Z")
Corny stuff like this always crops up about now. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-maize-d/617462/6 "2012-04-01T12:39:58Z")
> [@Jasper\_Kent](#): > > Corny stuff like this always crops up about now. > > (This post has been corned by the corn-oner) No, no, no, **Japser.** Corny stuff like this always POPS up about now. Stick to the topic. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-maize-d/617462/7 "2012-04-01T12:57:20Z")
> [@Corn Kernel](#): > > No, no, no, **Japser.** Corny stuff like this always POPS up about now. Stick to the topic. Okay, but I don’t think there’s a kernel of truth to what you say. (As **Corn Kernel** grits teeth) ---
**Author:** ![tattman40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@tattman40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tattman40)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-maize-d/617462/8 "2012-04-01T14:51:05Z")
There was a pirate selling corn…It was a buck an ear. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-maize-d/617462/9 "2012-04-01T16:07:32Z")
A corny guy obsessed with his ex? Stalker. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-maize-d/617462/10 "2012-04-01T23:30:54Z")
I was trying to come up with a suitable pun, but realized it was too big of a tassel.