# I'm a married man!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-married-man/188323>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 14, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-married-man/188323 "2003-07-14T05:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-married-man/188323/1 "2003-07-14T05:43:24Z")

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Well, I’m married! On July 4, my wife and I got hitched, and had a wonderful wedding and reception, complete with full smoke canopy to run out of the church. (we lit sparklers…way too much smoke, though). We then had a beautiful honeymoon and arrived back in Germany on Saturday! I couldn’t be happier! 🙂

Jman

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-married-man/188323/2 "2003-07-14T06:01:26Z")

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Outstanding, **Mrs. & Mrs. Jman**! We’ve been blissfully married for 13 years now and hope to have a lifetime of anniversaries.

Where did you go on your honeymoon? With all of Europe at your back door, was it exotic, romantic, or just plain fun?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-married-man/188323/3 "2003-07-14T06:39:29Z")

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I was all set to ask why in hell you were posting on a message board on your wedding night.

Good thing I actually read the OP, huh?😉

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-married-man/188323/4 "2003-07-14T06:48:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*I was all set to ask why in hell you were posting on a message board on your wedding night.
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> Good thing I actually read the OP, huh?😉 \*\*

He posted on 7/14, not 7/4.

**I’m a married man!**

Sorry to hear that.

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-married-man/188323/5 "2003-07-14T06:49:38Z")

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Nevermind **iampunha** , I’m an idiot.