# I'm a mean fuck? Only when I'm doing it right.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-mean-fuck-only-when-im-doing-it-right/151089>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 26, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-mean-fuck-only-when-im-doing-it-right/151089 "2003-01-26T21:11:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-mean-fuck-only-when-im-doing-it-right/151089/21 "2003-01-28T02:09:03Z")

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“No more wire hangers, _ever!_ :p”

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-mean-fuck-only-when-im-doing-it-right/151089/22 "2003-01-28T05:19:54Z")

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OG SPANK!!!

😃

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**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-mean-fuck-only-when-im-doing-it-right/151089/23 "2003-01-28T07:50:12Z")

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“No more spankings for anyone.”

You must be kidding…

When asked how he and my aunt had remained happily married for 60 years, my 85 year old uncle replied…

“Sometimes your aunt gets a little uppity and needs to be put across my knee…”

Shocking as that was, seeing my then 80 year old aunt blush like a schoolgirl was even more of a surprise.

Spank away as apparently, it’s the key to a long and healthy relationship.

At least that’s what I tell Lola… 🙂

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