# I'm a member! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412 "2008-03-07T04:28:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/21 "2008-03-07T18:52:24Z")
We can always use another Homestar fan! Would you like to eat this table? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/22 "2008-03-07T19:36:08Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Dear Og, no! You remember what happened the last time we used it? I don’t think the building inspector ever recovered. [/QUOTE] Yes, poor Francis Granger IV. We did get him out before the yak jizz totally covered him though, he should feel lucky and just get over it. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/23 "2008-03-07T19:52:18Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] _pulls lever_ OK, guys! Bring out the goat! [/QUOTE] The goat is sick. He appears to be hungover, lovesick, dehydrated, and suffering from a mild cold. I’m afraid our new Queen is going to have to settle for three hamsters and a rented capybara. Luckily, it’s a small capybara, so the goat’s vest and chaps will fit. I’m not sure what to do about the beret, though. It just won’t stay on. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/24 "2008-03-07T19:57:53Z")
[QUOTE=InvisibleWombat] The goat is sick. He appears to be hungover, lovesick, dehydrated, and suffering from a mild cold. I’m afraid our new Queen is going to have to settle for three hamsters and a rented capybara. Luckily, it’s a small capybara, so the goat’s vest and chaps will fit. I’m not sure what to do about the beret, though. It just won’t stay on. [/QUOTE] Either use some of the yak jizz from the Honeymoon suite or get a staple gun. We don’t have long, she’ll be wise to us before much longer. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/25 "2008-03-07T20:40:56Z")
That’s it. Hand me a trowel, some yak jizz, a Super Soaker, and a medium-sized pufferfish. We’re goin’ initiatin. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2008, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/26 "2008-03-07T22:50:39Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] That’s it. Hand me a trowel, some yak jizz, a Super Soaker, and a medium-sized pufferfish. We’re goin’ initiatin. [/QUOTE] Being (ahem) uninitiated in the ways of yak jizz, do you put it in the Super Soaker, or apply it with the trowel? And we’re out of medium-sized pufferfish. We have a small freshwater puffer or two slightly-crazed puffins (both male, both underage). Which would you prefer? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/27 "2008-03-08T00:26:47Z")
Ah, screw it! Let’s go straight to the [del]1920’s Style Death Ray[/del] Harmless, Funky-Looking Flashlight Really It Couldn’t Hurt A Fly. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/28 "2008-03-08T01:14:25Z")
[QUOTE=InvisibleWombat] Being (ahem) uninitiated in the ways of yak jizz, do you put it in the Super Soaker, or apply it with the trowel? [/QUOTE] You use the super soaker in reverse as a pump to get it out of **bbs2k** ’s ear. Then you trowel it on the puffer fish. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/29 "2008-03-08T01:15:47Z")
With regards to our lack of medium-sized pufferfish, we can fall back on a narwhal and a sombrero. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/30 "2008-03-08T02:38:11Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] With regards to our lack of medium-sized pufferfish, we can fall back on a narwhal and a sombrero. [/QUOTE] Oh no, you’re not going there are you? It’s only March for og’s sake. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/31 "2008-03-08T03:46:04Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Oh no, you’re not going there are you? It’s only March for og’s sake. [/QUOTE] It’s never too early for the Mexican narwhal. Never. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/32 "2008-03-08T05:38:17Z")
I think everyone else went home. Now what do you want to do with all of this stuff? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/33 "2008-03-08T06:17:31Z")
Is any of it moving? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/34 "2008-03-08T15:42:18Z")
Say…where’d the newbie go? ---
**Author:** ![Euryphaessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Euryphaessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euryphaessa)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/35 "2008-03-08T17:17:11Z")
Uh, I’m still here… I don’t know for how much longer, though. 😃 And **Sunspace** , I’ve gone one better. I have Gelarshie on my iPod saying “I’m an abomination! And I’m coming to your house after schoooool…” ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/36 "2008-03-08T17:45:54Z")
Where’s that burlap sack? She almost got away!. Someone restrain her so we can throw pickles at her. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/37 "2008-03-08T19:04:43Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Where’s that burlap sack? She almost got away!. Someone restrain her so we can throw pickles at her. [/QUOTE] …and slaw! With a side of chips! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/38 "2008-03-08T19:27:28Z")
Yes, yes! There must be chips! …what flavor? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/39 "2008-03-08T19:32:03Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Yes, yes! There must be chips! …what flavor? [/QUOTE] Oyster. ( :: shudder :: ) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412/40 "2008-03-08T19:32:36Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Yes, yes! There must be chips! …what flavor? [/QUOTE] Flavor? Look, let’s simplify. We will flog her with a delicatessen. Yes? 🆒 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-member/440412.md?page=3)