# I'm a psychic. Ask me anything **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2023, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583 "2023-09-23T06:18:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/1 "2023-09-23T06:18:40Z")
Feelin’ lucky? I’ll have answers. And predictions. And maybe a number or two. To use at your own discretion. (Disclaimer: I can’t affirm or guarantee any outcomes. But I don’t charge a per minute remittance. Ain’t you lucky? 😉) First cognition: coming through…slowly, I see, I see: not one person will respond to this thread and Aunt Edna hid the priceless silver button hook stuck to the bottom bureau drawer. I know, I know. It’s a gift. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/2 "2023-09-23T06:44:37Z")
What will I be asking you? ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/3 "2023-09-23T07:26:55Z")
What will be my response to the answer you provide to the question that I will ask? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/4 "2023-09-23T08:27:46Z")
Will I succeed in **[taking over the world this weekend](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-mundane-thread-what-are-you-gonna-do-this-weekend/990551/17)**? Need answer fast – the weekend is well underway!! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/5 "2023-09-23T08:34:05Z")
Who will be the next president? ---
**Author:** ![themapleleaf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/themapleleaf/32/14349_2.png) [@themapleleaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/themapleleaf)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/6 "2023-09-23T08:59:28Z")
Will I get a girlfriend over the next couple of months? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/7 "2023-09-23T09:59:19Z")
If you’re a fortune teller, does this mean that after hours we have to use the automated teller? BTW, how’s Penn? ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/8 "2023-09-23T10:31:56Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > If you’re a fortune teller, does this mean that after hours we have to use the automated teller? And will this thread have an alternate ending? ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/9 "2023-09-23T12:42:01Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Feelin’ lucky? Hey, _you’re_ the psychic here. You tell me, an I feeling lucky? ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/10 "2023-09-23T12:57:29Z")
Why don’t psychics always win the lottery? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/11 "2023-09-23T13:02:35Z")
What day is tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/12 "2023-09-23T13:08:16Z")
> [@snowthx](#): > > Why don’t psychics always win the lottery? How do you know they don’t? They wouldn’t _tell_ you, or lotteries would all be cancelled. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/13 "2023-09-23T13:10:12Z")
Well, when the prize keeps getting bigger because no one got the numbers. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/14 "2023-09-23T13:12:00Z")
That’s just to bring in more suckers to increase the payout. Or when they forget which psychic’s turn it is to win this week. ---
**Author:** ![ZonexandScout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zonexandscout/32/544_2.png) [@ZonexandScout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZonexandScout)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/15 "2023-09-23T13:29:10Z")
Not fooled. No psychic would ever tell us about something practical like where the silver button hook is. “I’m sensing there is someone who is important to you. Their name begins with the letter M. Who could this be?” “Mom?” “That’s it!” ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/16 "2023-09-23T13:35:13Z")
How much is too short, how little is too long, provided it rains in the afternoons? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/17 "2023-09-23T13:59:50Z")
Looks like I’m only half right, half the time. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/18 "2023-09-23T14:11:47Z")
Do I need answer fast? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/19 "2023-09-23T14:18:17Z")
I gave you an easy one. I’m beginning to have doubts. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/20 "2023-09-23T14:28:20Z")
Who will win the next Super Bowl? Or should I ask @discobot? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583.md?page=2)