# I'm a psychic. Ask me anything **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2023, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583 "2023-09-23T06:18:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/21 "2023-09-23T14:28:22Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/22 "2023-09-23T14:33:03Z")
My wife and I just got back from a three mile walk. Will she ask me this afternoon if I want to go for a bike ride? mmm ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/23 "2023-09-23T14:47:41Z")
I’ve publicly announced my intentions for this weekend, I’m hoping you can save me some trouble upfront. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/24 "2023-09-23T15:08:08Z")
Hmmm? Signals becoming unclear. I blame weather. Yeah that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/25 "2023-09-23T15:09:43Z")
What time zone you in? Ahh. Got a prediction in, for you. I predict you’ll buy a calendar. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/26 "2023-09-23T15:10:32Z")
What kind of psychic doesn’t know sunspot interference when she sees it? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/27 "2023-09-23T15:17:14Z")
I have a moon sign. Sorry. No one is perfect. I know it’s hard to believe. Try your local Chinese Buffet. They have fortune cookies, ya know? My prediction: they’ll be full at lunch. It is Saturday, after all. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/28 "2023-09-23T15:21:57Z")
Is your moon scorpio? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/29 "2023-09-23T15:24:37Z")
Why yes it is. Are you a psychic or stalker?😊 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/30 "2023-09-23T15:26:49Z")
It’s coming through. A big prediction. Yes, yes, it’s becoming clearer. Beck will get lots of gifts and cards this November. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/31 "2023-09-23T15:31:07Z")
No, for real? Lucky guess. I will send you cards this Nov! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/32 "2023-09-23T15:33:42Z")
You funny, @SuntanLotion . 😉 A freebie for you: My prediction is you’ll be very busy this evening. Take your vitamins. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/33 "2023-09-23T15:35:57Z")
Squee! Off to get some vitamins. Will report back later! I ❤ Beck. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/34 "2023-09-23T15:38:11Z")
Will I die? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/35 "2023-09-23T15:47:55Z")
What? You Wonder Woman , or something? Prediction: you’ll live on. Immortal by your works. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/36 "2023-09-23T15:54:27Z")
I’m a psychic too! Well, if you add an ‘ot’ in the middle… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/37 "2023-09-23T16:23:22Z")
Being on time is critical. No one likes you to be there in the middle. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/38 "2023-09-23T16:33:54Z")
Potsychic? Like the Pythia? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/39 "2023-09-23T16:37:48Z")
I just asked you something; didn’t you get it via ESPXPress, Dionne? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/40 "2023-09-23T16:37:57Z")
A vision coming through: @Frodo this one’s for you. Quit watching old episodes of “Happy Days” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583.md?page=3)