# I'm a psychic. Ask me anything **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2023, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583 "2023-09-23T06:18:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/41 "2023-09-23T16:39:04Z")
Sorry, they required an upfront fee. I refused. Hey, I ain’t getting paid for this shit. ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/42 "2023-09-23T16:40:01Z")
Will your answer to this question be “no”? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/43 "2023-09-23T16:41:27Z")
Probability is unclear I’ll meditate on it. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/44 "2023-09-23T16:43:15Z")
Hehehe, I’ve never seen even one episode of “Happy Days”, never got here, I watched Star Trek, Knight Rider, The A Team, etc etc, but “Happy Days” for some reason was never broadcast here. It took me a while to understand al the “The Fonz” references (Wikipedia helped) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/45 "2023-09-23T16:45:19Z")
You may find answers to life’s secrets there. (Potsy was a character on that show, his fashion sense was questionable, tho’) ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/46 "2023-09-23T16:46:26Z")
> [@Frodo](#): > > Potsychic? Like the Pythia? I’m more of a no-racle than an oracle. Or maybe a bore-acle. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/47 "2023-09-23T16:49:32Z")
Okay, Everybody, I got it figured out. @Beckdawrek has corraled her grown Wreks to clean out closets this weekend. Somebody found a Magic 8 Ball, and Bekkers glommed onto it. Don’t her predictions sound familiar? 🤨 ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/48 "2023-09-23T16:50:42Z")
All signs point to ‘yes’. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/49 "2023-09-23T16:50:45Z")
Too soon to tell. BAFF! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/50 "2023-09-23T16:56:57Z")
Hey! I got a Q21. It’s mo’ better ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/51 "2023-09-23T16:58:05Z")
Ask again, later ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/52 "2023-09-23T17:03:00Z")
No scrubbing bubbles in the house. You shoulda told me! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/53 "2023-09-23T17:06:04Z")
Are you affected by or constituting a chronic mental disorder with extreme or violent social behavior? Oh wait, that’s psychopathic. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/54 "2023-09-23T17:07:42Z")
Vision: I’m getting a faint aroma of bleach. Wear white today. (Yeah, yeah I know it’s after Labor day. Blame it on your psychic. No names please) ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/55 "2023-09-23T17:14:56Z")
@Beckdawrek If you are smelling bleach, don’t wear white. Instead, look through your “only wear at home” duds, and pick out something that already has holes from bleach “splashies.” ~VOW (ask me how I know about this stuff…) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/56 "2023-09-23T17:17:18Z")
What? You’re psychic too? Wow! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/57 "2023-09-23T17:17:32Z")
I’m thinking that the thread title is a misspelling (or possibly a portmanteau) of “I’m a psycho chic.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/58 "2023-09-23T17:18:16Z")
The answer’s coming to me… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/59 "2023-09-23T17:20:35Z")
Here it is: **Out to Lunch** ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/60 "2023-09-23T17:30:51Z")
Who’s on First? Tripler I’m also thinking of a number between 2 and 4. . . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583.md?page=4)