# I'm a psychic. Ask me anything

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 23, 2023, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583 "2023-09-23T06:18:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/101 "2024-05-18T20:48:56Z")

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@discobot fortune

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/102 "2024-05-18T20:48:57Z")

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> 🔮 It is decidedly so

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/103 "2024-05-18T20:51:21Z")

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Eeeek!

Discobot has no couth.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/104 "2024-05-18T20:52:47Z")

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@discobot fortune  
Is Beck psychic?

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/105 "2024-05-18T20:52:48Z")

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/106 "2024-05-18T20:53:10Z")

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You’re a butt disco.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/107 "2024-05-18T21:32:23Z")

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He does like to tease and torment.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/108 "2024-05-21T02:59:59Z")

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Who will become president?

@discobot fortune

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**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/109 "2024-05-21T03:00:01Z")

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> 🔮 My reply is no

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-psychic-ask-me-anything/990583/110 "2024-05-21T03:00:24Z")

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Hes probably right.

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