# I'm a real boy!, I mean member!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 3, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945 "2004-12-03T19:57:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/21 "2004-12-04T04:26:16Z")

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The one that _didn’t_ kill off the whatever-it-was? Or was that the B, S & B?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/22 "2004-12-04T04:38:55Z")

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> [@iggy popov](#):
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> So now I am a charter member of you lovely boards here.

heh heh… member… heh heh…

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**Author:** ![iggy\_popov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@iggy\_popov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iggy_popov)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/23 "2004-12-04T04:43:57Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Is **iggy** still here? Can I give him his 1920’s style death ray yet?
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> (I hate it when people start these initiation threads without me. Poo.)

Yeah where\* is\* my 1920s style death ray?  
I don’t have to get it registered do I?

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/24 "2004-12-04T17:39:13Z")

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Not if you are in Texas.

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**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/25 "2004-12-04T19:10:24Z")

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Welcome!

I must say that you have a great user name. I too have a great love of Iggy Pop (he looks like my dad) and vodka (but not Popov, sorry but yuck).

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**Author:** ![iggy\_popov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@iggy\_popov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iggy_popov)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/26 "2004-12-07T05:33:29Z")

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> [@melondeca](#):
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> Welcome!
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> I must say that you have a great user name. I too have a great love of Iggy Pop (he looks like my dad) and vodka (but not Popov, sorry but yuck).

Oh what do you mean you don’t like popov? Thats stuff is top shelf in my life. 😉  
seriously being poor sucks

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/27 "2004-12-07T08:51:08Z")

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> [@Kythereia](#):
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> Is **iggy** still here? Can I give him his 1920’s style death ray yet?

The one that looks like an 18" DHIBJD ?

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/28 "2004-12-07T14:44:41Z")

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> [@iggy popov](#):
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> I’m a real boy!, I mean member!

Having a member is kinda what makes someone a boy, innit?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/29 "2004-12-07T15:16:52Z")

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> [@picker](#):
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> Hey, **Silenus** - you ever get that goat walking right after the last initiation?

Eventually. But the guys at the shop told us that they’re going to start charging us extra if we keep sending it back with Jello stains. Anyway, The Big Goat has been rotated and balanced, and they replaced the off-side swaybars, so let the Initiations begin!

**Popov** , front and center! Bring your galoshes.

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**Author:** ![iggy\_popov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@iggy\_popov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iggy_popov)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/30 "2004-12-07T15:17:44Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> Having a member is kinda what makes someone a boy, innit?

Yeah excactly.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/31 "2004-12-07T15:22:55Z")

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we Accept You!  
We Accept You!  
One Of Us!  
One Of Us!

😃

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-boy-i-mean-member/277945/32 "2004-12-07T15:28:05Z")

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[sub]Now you’ll never get away again…[/sub]

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