# I'm a real doper now. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079 "2001-11-30T05:26:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/21 "2001-11-30T17:08:13Z")
Heu, wait a minute, **mb**. I drool and giggle all the time. You told me that was what all the cool kids do! ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/22 "2001-11-30T17:15:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rysdad \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Frodo \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > > > \*\*Hey Superdude > > > > > > You know that sounds like a great name for a dildo. > > > > > > Mmmmmm Superdude Dildo. Yep works for me > > > > > > sounds much nicer than either the dried cat tongue dildo or the wild badger dildo. šŸ˜› \*\* > > > > OH NO!!! :eek: **ItĀ“s Spreading!** itā€™s everywhere!, nuke this thread! **NUKE IT!** \*\* > > [Thereā€™s more.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101645) \*\* I thought that the dread **Bizarre-Dildo** epidemy started with just that threadā€¦ [sub]or there is another thread infected with this blightā€¦(shudders)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/23 "2001-11-30T17:21:11Z")
Shhhh! Never reveal the secrets of the drooly-tron clan to all of these unwashed dopers! Who are you? Prank call! Prank Call! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/24 "2001-11-30T18:37:40Z")
If all it takes to be a real doper is being flamed, well, I got called a snob. Thatā€™s _funny_! I also drool and giggle. Although not as much as **Weirddave** does. ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/25 "2001-11-30T22:22:18Z")
If getting flamed makes you a Doper, then sign me up. My first flame not too long ago [sub]I remember like it was yesterdayā€¦[/sub] I got called a crowd-following wannabe. Ha, how silly that is, huh, guys? Iā€™d never follow the crowdā€¦ Iā€™m an individual, Iā€™m the WIND, babyā€¦ Arenā€™t you guys listening? Cā€™mon, Iā€™m talking here! Hey, where are you all going? Can I come too? GUYS??? \ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/26 "2001-11-30T22:38:24Z")
Hey! I got a little flamed too! Granted it was a pretty piss poor rant, but I think it still counts! Whee! Iā€™m a Doper now! ā€“==The Doped-up sax man==ā€“ ---
**Author:** ![My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/27 "2001-11-30T22:40:00Z")
Geeze! My sig is longer than my post! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/28 "2001-11-30T22:48:28Z")
Hmm, the worst thing anyoneā€™s said about me is that I _may_ be ā€œpretty naiveā€. Does that count? Am I a real Doper now? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/29 "2001-11-30T22:58:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ferrous \* > \*\*Hmm, the worst thing anyoneā€™s said about me is that I _may_ be ā€œpretty naiveā€. Does that count? Am I a real Doper now? \*\* Alas, **Ferrous** , not until youā€™ve been teabagged by **thinksnow** , and cleavaged by **jarbabyj**. To have your Doper training wheels removed, as it were. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/30 "2001-11-30T23:00:02Z")
I wrote some posts offering my dildo suggestions. Does that make me a real doper? Oh, and here are some more: three ring binder dildo oil rig dildo m1 abrams tank tread dildo ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/31 "2001-11-30T23:09:10Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Superdude_\*\* > Alas, Ferrous, not until youā€™ve been teabagged by thinksnow, and cleavaged by jarbabyj. To have your Doper training wheels removed, as it were.\*\* Oh, actually, I _did_ come up against **thinksnow** in the Pit recently. He said AutoCAD is for sissies, and I challenged him to a duel. Hmmā€¦ā€œcleavaged by **jarbabyj** ā€ā€¦ Now THAT sounds like fun! ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/32 "2001-11-30T23:44:36Z")
Ouch, thatā€™s harsh. Not as bad as mine: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=99626](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=99626) ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/33 "2001-11-30T23:53:31Z")
Oops, sorry, must be the lack of sleep. I ment ā€œyourā€™s is worse than mineā€ in that thatā€™s gotta hurt. Sorry bout that. ---
**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/34 "2001-12-01T01:43:37Z")
Crunchy Frog once called me a ā€œpain in the assā€! Can I join the club, too? (of course, he calls everyone thatā€¦) ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/35 "2001-12-01T04:55:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ogre \* > \*\*Dammit, Iā€™m not a real Doper! Iā€™ve never gotten into any extended flame wars. I once had a thoughtful, mildly vitriolic exchange with Snooooopy, and I think Mr. Cynical once called me a fool, but thatā€™s about it. > \*\* Did we? About what? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/36 "2001-12-03T15:37:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Ogre \* > > \*\*Dammit, Iā€™m not a real Doper! Iā€™ve never gotten into any extended flame wars. I once had a thoughtful, mildly vitriolic exchange with Snooooopy, and I think Mr. Cynical once called me a fool, but thatā€™s about it. > > \*\* > > Did we? About what? \*\* Ehhh, we had words about the nature of the Pit or some crap. It was over in about four posts. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/37 "2001-12-03T19:03:59Z")
No, The Mermaid, you became a real doper the day you won the award for creating the first new euphemism for sex of the twenty-first century. Bow-wow-chicka-chicka-boom-boom Bow-wow-chicka-chicka-boom-boom Bow-wow-chicka-chicka-boom-boom Bow-wow-chicka-chicka-boom-boom Bow-wow-chicka-chicka-boom-boom ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/38 "2001-12-06T23:09:46Z")
> [@](#): > > **Geeze! My sig is longer than my post!** EDIT TIME!!! Get out your eraser!! > [@](#): > > \*\* Hey! I got a little flamed too! Granted it was a pretty piss poor rant, but I think it still counts!\*\* [sub]You should here what gets said at band partiesā€¦[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079/39 "2001-12-07T04:38:11Z")
Dear **The Mermaid** , I thought you were baptised by fire ages ago. Didnā€™t Jack Dean Tyler call you **Merfag** once? That seems like a very special and meaningful flame. Redboss [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-doper-now/96079.md?page=1)