# I'm a Real Stoned Cowboy-Glen Campbell looking bad

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 27, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-stoned-cowboy-glen-campbell-looking-bad/215482 "2003-11-27T00:36:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-stoned-cowboy-glen-campbell-looking-bad/215482/21 "2003-11-28T19:10:36Z")

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I’m a wine-stoned cowboy…

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**Author:** ![Montresor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@Montresor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montresor)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-real-stoned-cowboy-glen-campbell-looking-bad/215482/22 "2003-11-28T21:54:38Z")

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That mug shot looks more like a guy who should be sitting on his porch waving a shotgun at the neighbor kids to stay the hell off his lawn.  
Nothing to contribute here myself, except to report that for a few hours on Tuesday, my local paper’s online edition had an article whose headline went something like “By the time he got to Phoenix, Campbell was far too intoxicated to drive.”  
Then I had to spend far too long explaining to my twentysomething hipster friends who we were reading about… Apparently the other kids don’t dig _Galveston_ like I do.

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