# I'm a Star Wars fanbody and I did not hate the Ewoks.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 5, 2007, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-star-wars-fanbody-and-i-did-not-hate-the-ewoks/425273 "2007-11-05T08:25:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-star-wars-fanbody-and-i-did-not-hate-the-ewoks/425273/61 "2007-11-06T17:54:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
Meh, too obvious. I say turn the Ewoks into rabid little killers, feasting on the corpses of the Stormies and just tearing their flesh to pieces, blood spraying everywere.  
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Did you ever think how they found a woodland dress for Leia so fast (since she’s at least 2 feet taller than any of them)?

It was from one of their previous victims! It was probably her bones that they were using to play the Yub Nub song.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-star-wars-fanbody-and-i-did-not-hate-the-ewoks/425273/62 "2007-11-06T18:19:21Z")

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[QUOTE=flight]  
I bet I know which one.  
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Possibly. If someone’s going to own just one, it would be one of the two you’d most likely expect. That said, it was a Christmas present and though it’s one of my favorite Trek movies, it’s not the one I’d’ve picked if I only had to own one.

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