# I'm a sucker for nipples, but . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810 "2001-06-06T15:42:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![H8\_2\_W8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c77e96/32.png) [@H8\_2\_W8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H8_2_W8)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/1 "2001-06-06T15:42:23Z")
I don’t know what to make of this concept. Bodyperks is a product a woman slips into her bra to make it look like she’s constantly cold or aroused, depending on the moment I suppose. [http://www.bodyperks.com/](http://www.bodyperks.com/) I saw a reference to it in a magazine (Newsweek, maybe?) and searched for it. I know when I see a woman with a nice rack I usually wonder if they are real or not, but at least when you see points through a t-shirt on a chilly day or in the frozen-foods section you could assume at least that part of her anatomy is genuine. On one hand I love to see nips poking out but on the other hand now I’ll be wondering if they are real. As a sidebar, one of the press pieces on this mentions Jennifer Aniston’s nipples on “Friends” and I’m wondering if that’s because of a)Bodyperks, b)Brad Pitt comes by the set to tweak them, c)air conditioning set at 59 degrees, or d)she’s naturally like that? ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/2 "2001-06-06T16:14:15Z")
I tell you what, if you see mine, they are real, since I don’t use a bra. And I would defently not by this crap. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/3 "2001-06-06T16:14:35Z")
Hey, women with prominent nipples get lotsa attention. I’m surprised it’s not been done before. [sub]With that title, this thread should get lotsa ‘views’.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![AmericanWarMachine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e495f1/32.png) [@AmericanWarMachine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmericanWarMachine)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/4 "2001-06-06T16:15:10Z")
I have heard it said that at leaste once per episode of Friends, you will see her nipples erect. There was actually an interesting theory as to why to, but we won’t get into that. I like the idea fake nipple hard ons. . . Same premiss as why I leave a rolled up gym sock in my pants. Just shows people I’m ready for business. ---
**Author:** ![monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monster)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/5 "2001-06-06T16:27:12Z")
Is it just me, or is the title of this thread really, really funny? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/6 "2001-06-06T16:27:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AmericanWarMachine \* > \*\*Same premiss as why I leave a rolled up gym sock in my pants. Just shows people I’m ready for business. \*\* What business do you conduct with a rolled up gym sock? And what’s a premiss? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/7 "2001-06-06T16:28:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by monster \* > \*\*Is it just me, or is the title of this thread really, really funny? \*\* It’s not just you. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/8 "2001-06-06T16:30:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by AmericanWarMachine \* > > \*\*Same premiss as why I leave a rolled up gym sock in my pants. Just shows people I’m ready for business. \*\* > > What business do you conduct with a rolled up gym sock? > > And what’s a premiss? \*\* A pre-op transsexual going from male to female? :: d & r :: ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/9 "2001-06-06T17:20:18Z")
I’m bewildered as to whether there’s actually a market for this product. From what I can see, most women are like me - they come by it naturally. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/10 "2001-06-06T17:30:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tranquilis \* > \*\*Hey, women with prominent nipples get lotsa attention. I’m surprised it’s not been done before. > \*\* Curious, I went and looked about. Within 2 minutes I found [this](http://www.curves.com/curves.html). It _has_ been done before. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/11 "2001-06-06T17:49:36Z")
I actually have a pair of the Curves fake boobs. They aren’t as wonderful as they seem. It wasn’t much different than wearing a padded bra except that the damn things were cold on my skin. Sure, I looked bigger with my shirt on but it didn’t give me anymore cleavage and that’s what I was trying for. Don’t waste your money like I did ladies. As for the fake nipples, I’d be afraid that they’d pop off and I wouldn’t notice. Then I’d be walking around with one hard nipple and one soft nipple… bet that would get a few looks. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/12 "2001-06-06T18:10:16Z")
One would work its way out the bottom of your t-shirt (if you happened to wear it untucked) as you’re standing in line at the bank. [vision] Security Guard comes running up, pulls weapon and yells “Stand back everyone!” (and a big circle forms around the damn thing) [/vision] 😃 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/13 "2001-06-06T18:35:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anniz \* > **I tell you what, > if you see mine, > they are real, > since I don’t use a bra.** Jag har sett. Och jag tycker mycket om. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/14 "2001-06-06T21:34:28Z")
_Ahem_ Yes, **Olentzero** , you will die. 😃 [sub]She’s mine all mine![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/15 "2001-06-07T00:13:46Z")
I love these lines: “playful, fun breasts” and “Your breasts will have a playful look” I just get this mental image of breasts frolicking on a lawn with their tounges hanging out, chasing a ball. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/16 "2001-06-07T00:42:14Z")
[homer] “Oooh, nipples… unnnnggh” [/homer] ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/17 "2001-06-07T00:59:33Z")
I’m embarassed if my nipples are erect and showing through my blouse. People stare at my breasts enough as it is. I can’t imagine why anyone would want that look. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/18 "2001-06-07T01:07:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Olentzero \* > \*\*Jag har sett. Och jag tycker mycket om. \*\* Aha! “We’re okay. I have my jacket on.” ---
**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/19 "2001-06-07T01:36:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Quasimodem \* > \*\*One would work its way out the bottom of your t-shirt (if you happened to wear it untucked) as you’re standing in line at the bank. > > [vision] Security Guard comes running up, pulls weapon and yells “Stand back everyone!” (and a big circle forms around the damn thing) [/vision] > \*\* I lost a breast form one time in a parking lot. That was rather embarrasing. Thankfully, I no longer need the silly things. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810/20 "2001-06-07T02:34:33Z")
[http://www.breastee.com/](http://www.breastee.com/) 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-sucker-for-nipples-but/67810.md?page=2)