# I'm a troll **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 17, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134 "2010-09-17T21:36:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/1 "2010-09-17T21:36:51Z")
And this is my trolling post. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/2 "2010-09-17T21:41:15Z")
How do you keep the moss off the walls under the bridge? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/3 "2010-09-17T21:48:46Z")
This isn’t an “Ask The…” thread in MPSIMS you dimpled vaginal breakfast pastry! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/4 "2010-09-17T21:50:24Z")
Would this be a “Look at _meee!_” vanity thread, then? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/5 "2010-09-17T21:51:04Z")
I never said that. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/6 "2010-09-17T21:51:24Z")
Don’t feed the trolls. \*\* chucks an apple at \*\*Inigo \*\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/7 "2010-09-17T21:53:37Z")
I’m a troll, you killed my father, prepare to die. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/8 "2010-09-17T21:57:54Z")
“I’m King Llort! There’s a troll in Central Park! I’m King Llort!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/9 "2010-09-17T22:09:26Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > I never said that. Yes you did. you say that all the time! ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/10 "2010-09-17T22:13:14Z")
Well, since the mods haven’t seen fit to close this or move it, and since the best line has already been taken, I’ll fall back on: > [@](#): > > And this is my trolling post. I dinna thin’ this word meeens wha’ you thin’ it means… -XT ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/11 "2010-09-17T22:15:21Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > And this is my trolling post. My brother-in-law’s neighbor’s barber used to live next-door to a troll, and so I can really empathize with what you’re going through. Good luck, and let us know how it turns out. ---
**Author:** ![conway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@conway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/conway)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/12 "2010-09-17T22:15:56Z")
I prefer Troll 2. ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/13 "2010-09-17T22:33:24Z")
I welcome our new troll overlord! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/14 "2010-09-17T23:13:08Z")
_Sometimes I feel Sometimes I feel … like I’ve been tied to the trollin’ post Tied to the trollin’ post Tied to the trollin’ post Good Lord I feel like I’m dyin’_ ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/15 "2010-09-17T23:27:11Z")
I’m a troll, not a yooper. ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/16 "2010-09-17T23:32:38Z")
And I’m an MPSIMS Moderator. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/17 "2010-09-18T00:23:03Z")
And now the mods are picking on Inigo! Come back, **Inigo** , and tell us how very, very hard it is to be such a wealthy professional. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/18 "2010-09-18T01:06:22Z")
[Lol I troll U](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3n0vBcW5fc) ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/19 "2010-09-18T01:11:02Z")
Are you also an ancient yuletide carol? ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134/20 "2010-09-18T01:13:48Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > This isn’t an “Ask The…” thread in MPSIMS you dimpled vaginal breakfast pastry! Cunt muffin? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-troll/554134.md?page=2)