# I'm a Zombie

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-zombie/651223>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 24, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-zombie/651223 "2013-02-24T04:25:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-zombie/651223/21 "2013-02-25T01:02:07Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Perhaps he’s crazy, which would make him **Zeldar, Berzurker Hunter**.

% My love for you is like a train, BerZurker.  
Would you like to eat my brain, BerZurker. %

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-zombie/651223/22 "2013-02-25T01:08:46Z")

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> [@BlueMit11](#):
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> That and my brain eating. But mostly that.

As a zombie, perhaps you could answer the burning question: what happens when you cannot lay your putrescent mitts upon brains? I mean, you would starve, yes, but, what, starve forever and ever?

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**Author:** ![BlueMit11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@BlueMit11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMit11)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-a-zombie/651223/23 "2013-02-25T03:30:47Z")

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There’s always soy brains. But I’d probably take the starving.

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