# I'm addicted to Crack(ed) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-addicted-to-crack-ed/604567 "2011-11-30T16:02:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-addicted-to-crack-ed/604567/61 "2011-12-08T04:24:41Z")
Cracked has supplanted tvtropes as my time-sink, but I also appreciate the links to favourite articles - at least those with a description - because it is a big site and that’s kinda one of the thing I thought this thread would be about. It’s interesting ho consistent the writing style is across Cracked. Like this great line, from the 7 dumbest things students do article: You’re trying to cram three months worth of information into a brain that stress has tricked into thinking it’s being chased be a bear. Hell, you’re lucky you’re not wearing your socks on your hands right now. I could imagine that being written by almost any of the many different Cracked writers. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-addicted-to-crack-ed/604567/62 "2011-12-08T06:20:58Z")
> [@Mr.Kobayashi](#): > > I’ll also add that my favourite article right is [5 Self-Defense Books for Women Who Want to Lose a Fight.](http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-self-defense-books-women-who-want-to-lose-fight/) > Kick to the dick! “I w-want to wet sex your panty s-sex. OWWW! Fuck, you punched me in the _beard_! Wait, this isn’t how I wanted this to go. Can we start over? My name is Drip. Drip Meatpan. And I love you.” “Kick to the dick.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-addicted-to-crack-ed/604567/63 "2011-12-08T06:59:44Z")
I’ve been reading the threads you’ve linked here --thanks-- and I’m enjoying them I’d say it’s about a 9-1 hit-miss for me, which is pretty darned high. Thanks for introducing me to the site. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-addicted-to-crack-ed/604567/64 "2011-12-08T07:46:27Z")
Some articles I liked: [The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Left In the Box](http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-g.i.-joes-most-frequently-left-in-box/) [The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullshit Animal Facts](http://www.cracked.com/article/105_the-6-most-frequently-quoted-bullshit-animal-facts/) [The 6 Worst Parts of Being Chinese (Not In The Stereotypes)](http://www.cracked.com/article_18603_the-6-worst-parts-being-chinese-not-in-stereotypes.html) [6 Badass Kids Who Ran Away from Home With a Vengeance](http://www.cracked.com/article_19530_6-badass-kids-who-ran-away-from-home-with-vengeance.html) [5 People Who Screwed Things Up for Everybody](http://www.cracked.com/article_19432_5-people-who-screwed-things-up-everybody.html) [How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Do In a Zombie Attack](http://www.cracked.com/article/163_how-7-iconic-movie-characters-would-do-in-zombie-attack/) [I Am Sorry About Sending You a Picture of My Penis](http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-am-sorry-about-sending-you-picture-my-penis/) [The 6 Most Statistically Full of Shit Professions](http://www.cracked.com/article_18380_the-6-most-statistically-full-shit-professions.html) [6 Insane Fan Theories That Actually Make Great Movies Better](http://www.cracked.com/article/18367_6-insane-fan-theories-that-actually-make-great-movies-better/) [6 Random Coincidences That Created The Modern World](http://www.cracked.com/article_17298_6-random-coincidences-that-created-modern-world.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-addicted-to-crack-ed/604567.md?page=3)