# I'm afraid to ask but: How do they treat an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-afraid-to-ask-but-how-do-they-treat-an-erection-that-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours/562211
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [November 28, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-afraid-to-ask-but-how-do-they-treat-an-erection-that-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours/562211 "2010-11-28T22:22:10Z")
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### Author: ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-afraid-to-ask-but-how-do-they-treat-an-erection-that-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours/562211/41 "2010-11-30T02:25:17Z")

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I can see a “Far Side” cartoon about this one!

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### Author: ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-afraid-to-ask-but-how-do-they-treat-an-erection-that-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours/562211/42 "2010-11-30T13:25:49Z")

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Just so y’all know, when we (EMTs) suspect a broken neck on a man, one of the first things we look for is sprouting wood. If you have a busted neck and a raging boner, it’s almost a surefire indication that your spinal cord is injured, if not severed.

It’s also likely to be the last boner you’ll ever have.

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### Author: ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-afraid-to-ask-but-how-do-they-treat-an-erection-that-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours/562211/43 "2010-11-30T13:43:24Z")

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“Do some push-ups Paboo, it’ll go away.”

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2010, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-afraid-to-ask-but-how-do-they-treat-an-erection-that-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours/562211/44 "2010-11-30T14:46:21Z")

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Your Marine buddies will challenge you to go for eight hours.

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### Author: ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-afraid-to-ask-but-how-do-they-treat-an-erection-that-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours/562211/45 "2010-11-30T15:35:57Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Leeches?

I would not like to have slugs sucking on my weenie.

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-afraid-to-ask-but-how-do-they-treat-an-erection-that-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours/562211/46 "2010-11-30T15:41:05Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Just so y’all know, when we (EMTs) suspect a broken neck on a man, one of the first things we look for is sprouting wood. If you have a busted neck and a raging boner, it’s almost a surefire indication that your spinal cord is injured, if not severed.
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> It’s also likely to be the last boner you’ll ever have.

That was never mentioned in the reports about Christopher Reeve’s accident.

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### Author: ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)
#### Post date: [November 30, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-afraid-to-ask-but-how-do-they-treat-an-erection-that-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours/562211/47 "2010-11-30T15:47:41Z")

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[Here’s](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9lbuf/i_lost_my_penis_due_to_priapism_ama/) the account of a guy who lost his penis after an unfortunate series of Viagra-related events.

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### Author: ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-afraid-to-ask-but-how-do-they-treat-an-erection-that-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours/562211/48 "2010-12-01T17:11:44Z")

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Real question: are low-flow conditions sort of when you (the general you:)) have a cock ring on too long? Short of getting out the saw, do the same medical procedures apply?

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### Author: ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-afraid-to-ask-but-how-do-they-treat-an-erection-that-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours/562211/49 "2010-12-02T13:31:21Z")

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You can still lose a boner with a cock ring on, even after 4 hours. It just makes it easier to keep an erection going.

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