I'm afraid to ask but: How do they treat an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours?

I can see a “Far Side” cartoon about this one!

Just so y’all know, when we (EMTs) suspect a broken neck on a man, one of the first things we look for is sprouting wood. If you have a busted neck and a raging boner, it’s almost a surefire indication that your spinal cord is injured, if not severed.

It’s also likely to be the last boner you’ll ever have.

“Do some push-ups Paboo, it’ll go away.”

Your Marine buddies will challenge you to go for eight hours.

I would not like to have slugs sucking on my weenie.

That was never mentioned in the reports about Christopher Reeve’s accident.

Here’s the account of a guy who lost his penis after an unfortunate series of Viagra-related events.

Real question: are low-flow conditions sort of when you (the general you:)) have a cock ring on too long? Short of getting out the saw, do the same medical procedures apply?

You can still lose a boner with a cock ring on, even after 4 hours. It just makes it easier to keep an erection going.