# I'm an idiot... and... a genius!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 14, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-idiot-and-a-genius/581916 "2011-05-14T19:02:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-idiot-and-a-genius/581916/2 "2011-05-14T19:14:46Z")

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I have a similar internal voice for stressful events, except mine is Ruby Rod from the Fifth Element film and he just grabs me by the chest hair and screams in a shrill voice and we both run away.

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