# I'm an odd, odd person. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960 "2000-11-28T02:26:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/21 "2000-12-01T03:45:27Z")
Only this time, SHE started talking to ME. Seems that “somebody” just couldn’t resist the temptation to get to know me better. She should have known better: fbrkwarrior55: hey who is this Jester: I dunno, you tell me. fbrkwarrior55: bye Jester: But you can’t leave! I’m cold, and lonely! fbrkwarrior55: well tell me name and you will receive Jester: Okay, but it’ll cost ya. Jester: I want $5,000 in wooden nickels. fbrkwarrior55: what an arm and a leg fbrkwarrior55: G2G bye Jester: In an unmarked bag. Leave it out in the parking lot by the purple shed downtown tomorrow night. Jester: Just tell em “Big Lenny Lefty” sent ya. Jester: They’ll know what you mean. Jester: Come alone. fbrkwarrior55: Bye Jester: Unless you wanna bring friends. That’s okay, too. fbrkwarrior55: asshole Jester: No, I told you. “Big Lenny Lefty” fbrkwarrior55: lunn Jester: He’s self-concious enough without your insults. Jester: Oh, great. Now you made him cry. Jester: Are you HAPPY now? Jester: HUH? Jester: FEEL LIKE A BIG PERSON NOW? Jester: Hey, where’d you go? Jester: I think you need to get your connection. checked. It keeps signing you off. I am SO going to hell for this. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/22 "2000-12-01T04:06:01Z")
> [@](#): > > Um, there’s more than one of them… LOL That’ll teach me to not read through my previews properly! ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/23 "2000-12-01T08:05:42Z")
I would do stuff kinda like that 3 or 4 years ago on IRC. I loved messing with the “tech” people on the help channels. I’d tell them that my hard drive was full and a friend told me to clean out the files I didn’t want. “Well,” I explained, “I cleaned it out real good in a bathtub full of sulfuric acid. Now it won’t work. What the hell is going on here?!” I went on in a similar vein for quite some time. If they thought I was putting them on, they never gave any indication. To them I was just the user from hell, I guess. Another time, I joined a lesbian channel hoping for some cybersex (hey, I was a male teenager. I make no excuses for my actions). One of the girls on the channel was TOTALLY convinced that I wasn’t a woman for some reason. She told me that there was a secret word that every woman in the world knew that had never been uttered to a man before. She then demanded that I tell her this word or get banned from her channel. I patiently explained (read: lied) that I was a woman and that I had never heard about this word before. She didn’t buy it. I got booted. Oh, how I loved IRC loonies! (except for the girl who followed me around for a couple months insisting that she be my girlfriend. That wasn’t fun). 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dwala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@dwala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwala)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/24 "2000-12-03T19:49:55Z")
Here’s a fictitious company, [_typeconnect,_](http://rco.tripod.com/frameset.html) that you can send them to to find their very own buddy! ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/25 "2000-12-05T23:59:55Z")
Funny thing is, Im IM buddies with one of the guys from [baiting.org](http://baiting.org). Im just waiting for him to to talk me into saying something stupid. =) Those bastards have no scruples… They’re funny as hell though. Uhm… anyhow… awhile back Id taken to copy and pasting ridiculous conversations from my Yahoo msgner into my online journal… There was just such an abundancy of dumb shit to laugh at, I had to share some of it =) Below is an excerpt from one of those conversations… korn9999\_2000\_99: im kinda horny can i ask you a q korn9999\_2000\_99: dont get amd crystalia\_sian: I wont get mad. crystalia\_sian: I might not answer you. crystalia\_sian: But I wont get mad or anything. korn9999\_2000\_99: can we cyber crystalia\_sian: No thanks. korn9999\_2000\_99: why not korn9999\_2000\_99: please crystalia\_sian: Because the idea of “cybering” doesnt interest me in the least. korn9999\_2000\_99: just for a little while korn9999\_2000\_99: please live a little crystalia\_sian: Theres hundreds of thousands of dumb little girls on the internet who’ll say/do anything you want them to. crystalia\_sian: Im not one of them. korn9999\_2000\_99: come on you wont be disapointed crystalia\_sian: I’m already disappointed. korn9999\_2000\_99: god why did i have to see those pics im horny your sweet dont be mad korn9999\_2000\_99: i mean sad crystalia\_sian: Im neither mad nor sad… Im just not interested. korn9999\_2000\_99: your sexy nice smart korn9999\_2000\_99: please just make me happy korn9999\_2000\_99: have u ever cybered korn9999\_2000\_99: well crystalia\_sian: Umm. crystalia\_sian: You whining and puling and begging isnt really doing much for me, kiddo. korn9999\_2000\_99: come on korn9999\_2000\_99: what do u want me to do crystalia\_sian: Find someone else to fuck with. korn9999\_2000\_99: but i want u please why do u have to be mean crystalia\_sian: _lol_ crystalia\_sian: You think _IM_ mean? crystalia\_sian: Walk up to a random chicka on the street and ask to fuck her… and then whine when she says no korn9999\_2000\_99: yes a little crystalia\_sian: See how far that gets you. korn9999\_2000\_99: man comeon please im on my knees crystalia\_sian: Yer a sick individual. korn9999\_2000\_99: i lay u down on your bad canndles r burrning i guide a rose down your naked body then u korn9999\_2000\_99: i kiss your soft sweet lips and cherish every momentmy skin touches yours korn9999\_2000\_99: babe crystalia\_sian: Im sorry… Were you speaking to me? korn9999\_2000\_99: yes its your turn crystalia\_sian: I coulda -swore- I told you to go fuck yerself. korn9999\_2000\_99: please just do it crystalia\_sian: Im not interested, boyo. crystalia\_sian: Hey! crystalia\_sian: Can you suck yer own dick? korn9999\_2000\_99: no almost korn9999\_2000\_99: its 11inches crystalia\_sian: Yuck… Get that bitch trimmed off. korn9999\_2000\_99: ladies love it in their ass crystalia\_sian: Those arent “ladies” korn9999\_2000\_99: u would toid make you scream crystalia\_sian: In horror. korn9999\_2000\_99: man why do u have to be a bitch your rude i realy thought you were something i guess i was wrong crystalia\_sian: _laugh_ korn9999\_2000\_99: bye crystalia\_sian: So now a girl has to be a cheap whore to be “something” Man, yer deranged. crystalia\_sian: Later. ---
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/26 "2000-12-06T03:14:16Z")
**malkavia** , how ya doin’? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2000, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/27 "2000-12-06T08:49:56Z")
LOL sometimes I do that too… they are just sooo annoying… how often did it ask for your name???!!! hehe Warning levels are funny - but they disappear when you go offline - just show everybody what an interesting person you are… dull ppl never get warning levels… but then there are some ppl who get levels for a reason hehe I just warn my friends when I am bored… got one up to 99% with anonymous warning 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/28 "2000-12-07T02:45:46Z")
I like how some of them, when you say no to cybering requests, say, “You fat f\*cking bitch.” Oh yeah…how come, if I’m so fat and ugly, YOU’RE the one who needs a computer to get laid? ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/29 "2000-12-07T04:18:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by quasar \* > \*\ ***malkavia** , how ya doin’? 😃 \*\* I’d tell you but my msg would prolly be redirected to the TMI thread. _sniffles and coughs_ ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2000, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/30 "2000-12-07T04:35:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \* > \*\*I was playing chess on Yahoo! Games once and my opponent started asking really sexual questions. I told her to go to hell and proceeded to kick some chess ass. \*\* Why do some people in chats think it’s their God-given right to ask these kind of questions? That just happened to me today in a Microsoft chat (now I know why I stopped going to them a year ago). Some guy sent me a really cute Santa picture…then he sent me some really tasteless picture involving penises and some girl with a wine glass. I was offended by this, and I told him. Then he said, “Don’t you like sex?” I told him I was a virgin and he thought that it was some big joke. Then he asked me what I liked to do with penises and I told him it was none of his damn business. Sheesh. I remember playing Yahoo Checkers and I told some guy I was a missionary. He said, “Um…so you’re into sex huh? That’s cool!” I was so blown away by his stupidity that he didn’t know what a missionary was. “You MORON!” I typed in all caps. Oh, and the guys who ask me for my bra size…why does it matter?? What gain will it give them? This is even more pointless if they don’t know what I look like to begin with. Okay, this is starting to turn into a Pit post, so I’ll stop ranting… Oh, by the way, Malkavia, you’re my new hero/heroine. 🙂 I say things much similar to idiots like that. Do they ever learn though? ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/31 "2000-12-17T06:18:58Z")
Yeah, I decided to be a real jerk one night to this mean girl I met online, so I started becoming completely logical and making fun of her. I found it funny, but you might not: Darkangel 5:04 PM 13, and I think rap bites. Chrissy 5:05 PM man dont u get called a fag often? Darkangel 5:06 PM nope, no one I knows likes it either Chrissy 5:07 PM that must be weird over there Darkangel 5:07 PM what province you in? Chrissy 5:08 PM earth Darkangel 5:09 PM THat would only be a province of a place that owned earth, but since no higher poweR (aka. empire, etc) owns or controls it, earth cannot be called a province Chrissy 5:09 PM u r such a freak Darkangel 5:10 PM no, I’m a perfectly normal human being, except for a few natural mutations that are not very far out of the ordinary Chrissy 5:13 PM r u a comic book freak? Darkangel 5:13 PM No, I think they rot the mind Chrissy 5:15 PM well why do u talk like that? Darkangel 5:16 PM If I was reading comics I would be more likely to speak using ‘sci-fi’ terms, which I am not. I’m just talking normally Chrissy 5:17 PM r u one of those people who r straight ‘a’ students Darkangel 5:18 PM We don’t use a grading system like that, we do it in percentages. I’d be a straight ‘b’ student I think Chrissy 5:19 PM id probably be a straight b student too Darkangel 5:20 PM The only difference is that I’m in an academically talented class \*\*\* _ **Snip** _ \*\*\* Chrissy 5:24 PM i am sorry my b/f is not gay u should be a shamed about saying that Darkangel 5:25 PM a shamed what? a shamed person? Nah, I don’t really care Chrissy 5:27 PM well r u gay Darkangel 5:28 PM Not that I can tell, although one must reach full sexual maturity before that can know for sure, although the ‘urges’ start during puberty. Since I have not had them, I can conclude that I am not gay Chrissy 5:29 PM i dont believe that u r not gay Darkangel 5:30 PM Hmm, why would that be?\> Chrissy 5:31 PM i dont know u just sound like that Darkangel 5:32 PM And how would you know what gays talk like? Chrissy 5:32 PM cause i met one yesterday Darkangel 5:33 PM So you’re generalizing the entire gay community based on one meeting? That’s called stereotyping, and many efforts have been made to stop it… Chrissy 5:34 PM u talk to much ``` ur just so weird ``` Darkangel 5:37 PM Technically I’m not talking, but I’ll just skip that. I’m only weird because you don’t know anyone like me. Not liking different/strange people/things is called Xenophobia, and may have been acceptable in times when humans lived in small isolated communities, but in today’s age of telecommunication it’s pointless. Chrissy 5:37 PM u r now the weirdest person that i know Darkangel 5:38 PM And you’re still being Xenophobic. I prefer not to talk to Xenophobic stereotypers. Darkangel 5:42 PM BTW, what’s wring with being weird? Chrissy 5:43 PM u would never understand why do u talk like u r a brainiac or chat Darkangel 5:45 PM Because I believe the more I express my knowledge, the more skilled I become at putting it to better use Chrissy 5:47 PM yah but it is so annoying Darkangel 5:49 PM Then it would seem in your best intrests not to continue communication Chrissy 5:50 PM ftine NOTE this is not how I really am, was tired and fed up with her (this was after a long and insulting conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/32 "2000-12-17T06:32:53Z")
Speaker, that post made my brain almost rot through. I need a shower now. (Sorry, that girl’s blatant ignorance and poor spelling frightened me to no end) Gee, I should start going to chat rooms so I can round me up some stupid people to play around with! ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2000, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/33 "2000-12-17T11:21:36Z")
Speaker… are you really sure you are not gay? I mean… I know **1** gay person too - and he has the same eye color as you… so you must be gay. 😉 dodgy ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960/34 "2000-12-18T02:44:00Z")
Personally, I would’ve been a LOT worse. What a ditz. To Chrissiewhatever: Well, maybe I think there are too many stupid people around all ready, deary. Just promise me one thing-never breed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-an-odd-odd-person/42960.md?page=1)