# I'm annoyed by the high level of attractiveness here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 15, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546 "2001-10-15T19:35:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/61 "2001-10-16T03:01:23Z")

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Since other people are posting pics, I want to join in.

This is one [pic of me](http://i1b.yimg.com/1b/f0412388/h/a82756ba/me+with+tat.jpg) that used to be on the SDPP. The other pic can be seen by following the link below to my homepage.

BTW - **Nacho4Sara** , I would have popped in to compliment you sooner, but I had to clean all the drool off my keyboard first. 😉

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**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/62 "2001-10-16T03:12:31Z")

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MMmmmmHmmmm, I’m holding you to that smooch, Sara. Whoopee! Thanks for the 10, BTW, I didn’t get many of them. There was something else I wanted to tell you about your shot, what was it… Oh yeah! I heard this from [somebody](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1693369#post1693369) very clever:

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> you are sexy as hell. S-E-X-Y!
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> SEXY!

Heh. Guess what, Crunchy, you get to join the “no-worky-linky” club!

- Dave  
(who uses preview ferociously)

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/63 "2001-10-16T03:16:11Z")

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I think “Am I hot or not?” is broken. Two suspicious things: the level of hotness of the ladies on it is even more impressive than before and people are starting to score fairly and realistically. Ultra-attractive people are getting high scores and normal-looking people are getting average scores–not negative numbers.

**Miss Creant** , that picture, charming as it is, neglects your much-vaunted bosom (quoting **UncleBill** [url="[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92979](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92979)"here, “But your boobs are magnificent, too. Stupendous, actually.” Not that I, a respectable married man, noticed, :rolleyes: but I know you are proud of them. 😉

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/64 "2001-10-16T03:24:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dropzone \*  
> \*\ ***Miss Creant** , that picture, charming as it is, neglects your much-vaunted bosom (quoting **UncleBill** [url="[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92979](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92979)"here, “But your boobs are magnificent, too. Stupendous, actually.” Not that I, a respectable married man, noticed, :rolleyes: but I know you are proud of them. 😉 \*\*

I don’t know if I would say I was ‘proud’ of them, but since I have so little else going for me in the looks department, I gotta use what I got!

[sub]are you sure you can’t make it to OhDope, Uncle Bill?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/65 "2001-10-16T03:31:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BigGiantHead \*  
> **Heh. Guess what, Crunchy, you get to join the “no-worky-linky” club!**

Well, mother puss-bucket! It works for me. Ok, then try this:  
My [yahoo profile](http://profiles.yahoo.com/crunchy_frog_1) and click on the pic for a non-distorted veiw of it.

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**Author:** ![Ferggie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@Ferggie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferggie)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/66 "2001-10-16T04:29:07Z")

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To quote the Brady Bunch:

“Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!”

And I _didn’t_ get hit in the face with a football.

I exist purely to make other people feel better about the way they look. And to someday invade Canada.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/67 "2001-10-16T05:29:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \*  
> This is exactly why my picture is still not fixed yet. I’m just too damn good-looking. I’m debating whether or not to submit a pic of myself with my goatee and blonde streak in my hair, as some think I look even better now (ha! as if _that_ is even possible!)

I have JUST the thing for you.

Post a picture of yourself in a Braves’ t-shirt.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/68 "2001-10-16T06:03:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> Post a picture of yourself in a Braves’ t-shirt. \*\*

Ooh, ooh, can we get a Diamondbacks t-shirt too?

And as for a side note, people are good looking here, MHO.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/69 "2001-10-16T06:50:47Z")

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I’m perfectly pleased with my appearance. There’s a link in my sig to a nasty picture. One day, I’ll put up another one.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/70 "2001-10-16T12:17:30Z")

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Awwwww… shucks, guys. Thanks. 🙂

Even though I really wasn’t fishing… guess I caught stuff anyway. Y’all are so damn sweet!![sub]and hot, dammit![/sub]

-BK

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/71 "2001-10-16T12:48:48Z")

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Hey, us ugly ones keep the sample quality high by not posting our pics!

Honest truth. Swear to God. Swear on Wally’s grave. I was exchanging a few emails with one of the ladies on this board who had sent me one(a real cutie, not that I intended to do anything), and she asked for a pic. I warned her, she still wanted one. Sent her one, \*\* NEVER GOT ANOTHER EMAIL I GOT FROM HER! \*\* My picture, best email blocker around.

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/72 "2001-10-16T12:58:06Z")

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Sara, you’re definitely darned attractive.

Even holding a severed crab leg. 🙂

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/73 "2001-10-16T14:10:09Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Miss Creant \*  
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> I don’t know if I would say I was ‘proud’ of them, but since I have so little else going for me in the looks department, I gotta use what I got!
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> [sub]are you sure you can’t make it to OhDope, Uncle Bill?[/sub] \*\*

I am seriously considering trashing my career and hitch hiking to OhDope now. Who needs a paycheck?

And we talked about the complexion, remember? Guys notice! And something was once written that went something like “ **Miss Creant** is as beautiful and she is funny. And she is HILARIOUS!”

**Nacho** , may I say that the photo of you with that crab is arousing on MANY different levels. Yowsa!

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/74 "2001-10-16T14:44:23Z")

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Well, that was RUDE, lurkernomore. Here’s a ((hug)) for you, just because that makes me mad.

Sarah you’re a darling girl! Cute as a bug’s ear! Purty as a picture! And you look nice as can be, which is the most important thing.

Bobkitty, I think you’re so funny and sweet – and your picture confirms my suspicion that you’re a swell gal!

Zyada, I love your picture! Exotic and cute, all on one page.

Crunchy, I like your tattoo! \<forced smile\> No really, I do. 😃

Anyone who’d like to gaze upon my visage, I may be found here: [C’est moi](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/ellen.html) Don’t laugh. No – do! That’s my intention.

[hotornot.com](http://hotornot.com)? LOL! I’d have to be insane to subject myself to that kind of ridicule.

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/75 "2001-10-16T15:14:03Z")

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**Ellen** , you are a beautiful lady, and your picture proves it. Don’t be so hard on yourself.

Oh, and I liked **Crunchy’s** tattoo…Just prolly not when he will be 80 years old, but heh, what can you do?

And I give **lurkernomore** a hug too…that is an awful thing for someone to do. How disheartening. ☹

[sub]If anyone wants to see a dreadful picture of me, just look on my webpage under “About Me” or on my LiveJournal. You can find a link for both of those in my profile. And I am not saying I am not attractive, I am just saying the piccies are awful…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/76 "2001-10-16T15:42:54Z")

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I disagree in the strongest possible terms, **dlgirl**. You are a genuine beauty and your photo under “About Me” supports, rather than contradicts, this conclusion.

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/77 "2001-10-16T15:56:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dlgirl \*  
> \*\* And I give **lurkernomore** a hug too…that is an awful thing for someone to do. How disheartening. ☹  
> \*\*

Ah, I’m used to getting snubbed. The email and pic is a great story. Good squelch.😃

It was probably something I said in the email, anyway.

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/78 "2001-10-16T15:57:28Z")

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Thank you for the compliment, **Fiver**. I did say that I know that I am attractive (as you guys are so great at pointing out), but I think the pictures I have are awful. I guess I will just have to try again, huh?

[sub]Okay, now my head is swelling from all these compliments. Good but not good.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/79 "2001-10-16T16:08:52Z")

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**dlgirl** , it sounds like you are a lot like me; I usually hate how I look in pictures, even if people compliment me on them. The pic I sent in for the People Pages is a professional shot and one of the few I actually like.

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/80 "2001-10-16T16:14:48Z")

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Hmmm…a pro piccy sounds like a good idea…If I do that then I will send it in. Prolly not too likely it will happen in the near future, but when it happens I will put it up.

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