# I'm annoyed by the high level of attractiveness here. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 15, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546 "2001-10-15T19:35:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/141 "2001-10-18T17:48:38Z")
All I have to say is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and all that stuff 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/142 "2001-10-18T19:31:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > If anyone wants to see a dreadful picture of me, just look on my webpage under “About Me” or on my LiveJournal. You can find a link for both of those in my profile. And I am not saying I am not attractive, I am just saying the piccies are awful… Sweet merciful fuck. If **those** are BAD pictures of you, I’m not sure I’d be able to handle GOOD ones. Lady, you’re hotter than a pressure cooker full of boiling fuck. ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/143 "2001-10-18T19:44:44Z")
Okay, **iampunha** , you are making me laugh. Laughing is not good at the moment. I am at the school comp lab. Not goo-ood. Oh, crap…I am shaking…Why’d you do that? Anyway, thankies for the compliments…Hmmm…I like the idea of a pressure cooker full of boiling fuck. It sounds so…um…sexual. (And you ain’t so bad yourself, **'Punha** …😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/144 "2001-10-18T19:59:35Z")
Wondering what boiling fuck looks I wandered onto dlgirl’s pages and may I say YOWZA YOWZA HUBBA HUBBA GROWL!!! Serve me up some boiling fuck! Ya know, that sounds disgusting. Lets just say hot. And heraldgwena you are adorable! very adorable! Damn adorable. you are a boiling pot of cute? ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/145 "2001-10-18T20:08:57Z")
**Pezzie** …you are so _cute_ when you’re horny…of course you’re cute anyway, but you know what I mean. Thanks to everyone who has made my day. It really has made me _want_ to go take my Psych test. Really, it has. I feel all warm and fuzzy-wuzzy inside. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/146 "2001-10-18T20:12:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\*Hey, us ugly ones keep the sample quality high by not posting our pics! > > Honest truth. Swear to God. Swear on Wally’s grave. I was exchanging a few emails with one of the ladies on this board who had sent me one(a real cutie, not that I intended to do anything), and she asked for a pic. I warned her, she still wanted one. Sent her one, \*\* NEVER GOT ANOTHER EMAIL I GOT FROM HER! \*\* My picture, best email blocker around. \*\* You should talk. I’ve only met one doper in real life and right after I did they dissappeared from online life altogether! If that don’t send your self-esteem into negative numbers, nothing will. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/147 "2001-10-18T20:16:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*]Lady, you’re hotter than a pressure cooker full of boiling fuck. \*\* I’m thinking we should set you up with **jarbaby**. Pressure cooker of boiling fuck, meet hotter than liquid fuck. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/148 "2001-10-18T20:38:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dlgirl \* > \*\ ***Pezzie** …you are so _cute_ when you’re horny…of course you’re cute anyway, but you know what I mean. Thanks to everyone who has made my day. It really has made me _want_ to go take my Psych test. Really, it has. I feel all warm and fuzzy-wuzzy inside. 😃 \*\* I’m horny? Is that what it is? And to think all this time I thought it was gas! ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/149 "2001-10-18T23:37:03Z")
Thanks for the compliments, everyone! I swear, I honestly don’t know why I’m still single. I get hit on a lot, but every man I’ve been attracted to in the past two years has become a great friend, but nothing more, even though I wanted more. I think I’m cursed. I may be an opinionated bitch, but I am really nice! But that’s another thread… Anyway, the ladies need to back off my pezzy. I’m so flying to Tampa some time this winter for some sun, some fun, and some pezzy. Although I won’t be old enough to drink until this May, hopefully I can sneak in and hear your band play, you sexy beast! I’m going to have wonderful dreams about you and that hat…and nuthin else. Yes, I think most of the Dopers here are among the vaulted group of people who are beautiful on the inside AND out. Every Doper I’ve seen so far has been lovely. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/150 "2001-10-18T23:39:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > \*\*Hey, us ugly ones keep the sample quality high by not posting our pics! > > > > Honest truth. Swear to God. Swear on Wally’s grave. I was exchanging a few emails with one of the ladies on this board who had sent me one(a real cutie, not that I intended to do anything), and she asked for a pic. I warned her, she still wanted one. Sent her one, \*\* NEVER GOT ANOTHER EMAIL I GOT FROM HER! \*\* My picture, best email blocker around. \*\* > > You should talk. I’ve only met one doper in real life and right after I did they dissappeared from online life altogether! > > If that don’t send your self-esteem into negative numbers, nothing will. \*\* I yield primacy to the Master. :🙇‍♂️: ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/151 "2001-10-19T00:43:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by heraldgwena \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Neidhart \* > > \*\ ***Heraldgwena,** I have one thing to say . . . > > > > rrrowrr!! 🙂 \*\* > > Hey \*\* Neidhart\*\*, Finally someone who sees the true beauty…yeah…anyway… > > How YOU doin’? 😉 \*\* Damn it! I was hoping to be the first person to get to ask Heraldgwena how she was doin’… and the thread went almost another half page after her post before anyone responded, incomprehensibly enough. Ah well. Herald: you’re so hot that I could use you to sterilize my flake spoon. ---
**Author:** ![bwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@bwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bwk)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/152 "2001-10-19T01:54:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\*Oh, and **bwk**? Schwing! \*\* Schwing! Hey, I got a schwing! Keeewl! Houston, we have schwing-age. Schwing-opolis. Schwing-a-ling-a-ding-dong. Thanks, Superdude, you made my day. I needed that. Hugs to you. ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/153 "2001-10-19T02:20:11Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by bwk \* > … Houston, we have schwing-age …_\* Hey, how’d you know? Were you looking at me when I … oh, wait. You were doing that movie line, weren’t you? You probably didn’t even _know_ that I live in Houston and I was … umm, nothing! Nothing to see here, move along. :o ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546/154 "2001-10-19T02:55:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > I’m thinking we should set you up with **jarbaby**. Pressure cooker of boiling fuck, meet hotter than liquid fuck. Where do you think I got the inspiration?🙂 Oh, and **dlgirl**? I _am_ so bad. That pic is old and not entirely representative of how I look now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-annoyed-by-the-high-level-of-attractiveness-here/87546.md?page=7)