# I'm as against Sequential Threads as anyone, but...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 21, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857 "2007-03-21T13:55:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/21 "2007-03-22T17:31:29Z")

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\*\*What are you thinking right now at this very moment?  
How hard can I hit some-one in the face with a trout without killing them?  
\*\*And why are you looking at me with that evil grin?

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/22 "2007-03-22T17:47:18Z")

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\*\*Downside of having a large organ?  
Sawing off heads worse than pushing buttons? \*\*  
Now that’s a little drastic don’t cha think?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/23 "2007-03-22T18:06:57Z")

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\*\*Downside of having a large organ?  
29 year old man and a 18 year old woman \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/24 "2007-03-22T18:36:02Z")

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\*\* Does it matter what beer I use in beer butt chicken?  
Surprised by American food \*\*

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**Author:** ![Autumn\_Almanac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d26b3c/32.png) [@Autumn\_Almanac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autumn_Almanac)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/25 "2007-03-22T19:06:38Z")

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**Could I have buttsex without knowing it?  
Disgusting Work Hazards**

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**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/26 "2007-03-22T19:11:00Z")

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\*\*Urine on my pants - a game  
Overheard Cell Phone Conversation Quotes \*\*  
now that needs some context

and another one for going to hell…  
**Atttention soundmen of the world: Get your shit together!  
Man rips out his wife’s eyes**  
now she can only hear things!

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**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/27 "2007-03-22T22:19:15Z")

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\*\*Ever been informed of something you did which is totally brand new news to you?  
Disgusting work hazards \*\*  
You remember yesterday when…  
I DID WHAT?!?!?

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/28 "2007-03-22T23:15:38Z")

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\*\*Diggleblop has a giant schwanz  
Why do you believe the Biblical accounts of miracles? \*\*

Actually sequential right now in New Posts

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2007, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/29 "2007-03-22T23:19:26Z")

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Guys: Has this disgusting bathroom accident ever happened to you?  
Urine on my pants - a game

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/30 "2007-03-23T00:59:22Z")

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I almost never post in these threads, but this cried out for posting:

**Could I have buttsex without knowing it?**  
**Guys: Has this disgusting bathroom accident ever happened to you?**

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/31 "2007-03-23T01:57:13Z")

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**Could I have buttsex without knowing it?  
One Day, I Plan on Getting a Cat**

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/32 "2007-03-23T04:11:05Z")

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BBQ:

\*\*Man rips out his wife’s eyes

I want to wear your mother fucking entrails.

I Hate You!! Stop laughing at everything!!! \*\*

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/33 "2007-03-23T12:11:10Z")

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\*\*What do you think is your child’s main shortfall?  
Baby got bible \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/34 "2007-03-23T12:51:58Z")

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\*\*“You are such a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_!”

Wow, private labels have come a long way  
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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/35 "2007-03-23T17:29:26Z")

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Heh. I never even notice these, but this one made me chortle out loud 😃

**Turns out I’m shooting blanks (your experience with male infertility)  
Heaven in a little white plastic cup…**

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**Author:** ![Septima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Septima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Septima)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/36 "2007-03-23T17:45:21Z")

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**How do you get a 3yo to poop on the potty?**

**Disgusting work hazards**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/37 "2007-03-23T18:27:21Z")

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In “New Posts”

\*\*"You are such a…  
Lying whore. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/38 "2007-03-23T21:24:53Z")

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\*\*Can Someone Own God?  
Annoying messianic neighbor \*\*

Some people act like they own him.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/39 "2007-03-23T21:42:12Z")

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New Posts:

\*\*What if…  
I Want to Buy a Domain Name from Someone  
Can Someone Own God? \*\*

Is [God.com](http://God.com) already taken? 😛  
Probably been registered since at least 2000 B.C.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/40 "2007-03-23T21:51:29Z")

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\*\*What do you like about Rocks, Minerals and Fossils?

Men shave balls . . . but what about waxing?

Ladies - How do like a man’s pubic hair?  
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