# I'm as against Sequential Threads as anyone, but...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 21, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857 "2007-03-21T13:55:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/61 "2007-03-26T21:13:21Z")

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\*\* Describe it in three words

Steam Punk Legos!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/62 "2007-03-27T01:20:16Z")

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\*\*The Department of Positive Out of Body Possibilities

This was new for me - I went to heaven in my dream last night  
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**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/63 "2007-03-27T02:16:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
\*\*Would you shake George Bush’s hand?  
Should I Give him the Axe? \*\*  
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It’s a shame we can’t link that up with **Push the limits of free speech here**

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/64 "2007-03-27T04:19:13Z")

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In MPSIMS right now:  
**Anyone willing to offer up some comfort?  
There’s a really hot girl in my garage**

Hmm…most guys would enjoy that.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/65 "2007-03-27T05:34:53Z")

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**Birth Control is making me crazy!  
Should I Give him the Axe?  
I really don’t want to shove that leafblower up your nose**

:eek:

Watch out, guys- evidently hormones make some of us _really_ psycho!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/66 "2007-03-27T08:39:27Z")

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**Sin.  
Sawing off heads worse than pushing buttons?**

It would depend to an extent on the buttons, but yes, most churches would view it that way.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/67 "2007-03-27T12:01:39Z")

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\*\*Men: Would you notice if you had had sex?

Stuff to do somewhere between Albany & Poughkeepsie  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/68 "2007-03-27T12:33:40Z")

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\*\* Good BDSM porn: where is it? (warning: possibly TMI)

Non stupid porn suggestions please  
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Geez, people, it’s the Internet! Exercise your Google muscles

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/69 "2007-03-27T12:35:12Z")

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\*\*Why do you think he/she didn’t call back?

Should I Give him the Axe?  
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Sounds a bit extreme…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/70 "2007-03-27T13:14:30Z")

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\*\*If I was God…

Cane toads the size of a “small dog”  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/71 "2007-03-27T21:51:46Z")

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\*\*How to gracefully bow out of stripper portion of bachelor party?

Broken down by sex  
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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/72 "2007-03-28T05:12:48Z")

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\*\*A home cooked meal…and SEX!  
I was sad today…  
Broken down by sex \*\*

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/73 "2007-03-28T05:22:24Z")

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\*\*Why does this cat lick me?

We Wanna Check Out Your Junk\*\*

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/74 "2007-03-28T06:27:17Z")

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\*\* I’m So Excited I Might Explode!  
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\*\*A home cooked meal…and SEX!  
\*\*

\*\*That did not go quite as planned…  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/75 "2007-03-28T17:29:40Z")

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\*\* Now here is a headline I never thought I’d see

Man Sends Monkey Sexually Explicit Audio Tape

We Wanna Check Out Your Junk

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/76 "2007-03-28T18:42:36Z")

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\*\* You’re Number 2

I’m a winner!  
\*\*  
Everyone’s a winner, just by participating

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/77 "2007-03-28T19:39:30Z")

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\*\* Would you buy this child a Wii?

Should I Give him the Axe?  
\*\*

Stop playing with that computer game on such a nice day!

Here, go cut down some trees, instead!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/78 "2007-03-28T20:16:39Z")

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\*\*What can we do, now, to prevent Pubs from suppressing Dem votes in 2008?

legalize marijuana?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/79 "2007-03-28T20:21:16Z")

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\*\* If I was God…

This was new for me - I went to heaven in my dream last night  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/80 "2007-03-28T20:57:16Z")

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\*\* Apparently I won a contest I didn’t enter!

I’m a winner!  
\*\*  
Well, don’t get too excited about it – I get notifications that I’ve won all the time. Keep an eye out for scams.

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