# I'm as against Sequential Threads as anyone, but... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 21, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857 "2007-03-21T13:55:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/81 "2007-03-29T04:26:28Z")
\*\*That did not go quite as planned… UFO may have crashed in Somalia \*\* …So Urg said to Blurg, “What’s this button do?” Blurg looked up from his manual on how to probe humans a split second too late to avert disaster. Or _did_ he? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/82 "2007-03-29T08:52:57Z")
\*\*This was new for me - I went to heaven in my dream last night Broken down by sex \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/83 "2007-03-29T10:51:47Z")
\*\*A home cooked meal…and SEX! I’m a winner! \*\* Yup. Now piss off and stop looking smug, you git. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/84 "2007-03-29T11:02:01Z")
**I had a realization about job interviews today… You could always be hit by a meteorite** “So, where do you see yourself in five y…Why are you hiding under my desk?” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/85 "2007-03-29T12:27:24Z")
\*\*Advice on a new career Would you carry a parrot on your shoulder? \*\* Only if I were becoming a pirate. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/86 "2007-03-29T15:47:26Z")
**What’s the worst (junkiest) food you’ve ever eaten? Picking your nose and eating it.** Next time pick your own nose. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/87 "2007-03-29T16:44:01Z")
\*\*Your most memorable Mega-Zit? I’m so excited I Might Explode!\*\* Heh heh. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/88 "2007-03-29T17:15:57Z")
\*\*There’s a really hot girl in my garage A home cooked meal…and SEX! \*\* Oink, oink… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/89 "2007-03-29T17:48:16Z")
\*\* I’m So Excited I Might Explode! You could always be hit by a meteorite \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/90 "2007-03-29T20:24:21Z")
\*\* Laser beams would shoot out of it Extreme Baseball!? \*\* Sounds like it to me ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/91 "2007-03-30T16:24:45Z")
\*\*Two sentences from your travel journals. It’s hot. \*\* That’s 2 words! I said 2 sentences! ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/92 "2007-03-30T17:01:50Z")
It’s hot. Guess where I am… Sahara? Sauna? South Seas? Sol? Am I getting close? ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/93 "2007-03-30T19:57:43Z")
\*\* No, your good looks didn’t get you off… How do you tell a guy that he just doesn’t do it for you? \*\* I’m sure there’s a witty thing for me to say here, I just don’t know what it is ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/94 "2007-03-30T20:07:26Z")
\*\* Songs that make you say, “WTF?” “My Sweet Lord” my ass \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/95 "2007-03-30T20:27:14Z")
\*\*Can you pass the third Grade? What is twenty years of your life worth? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/96 "2007-03-30T20:36:48Z")
In MPSIMS now: **First experience witnessing a stunning pubescent blossoming** **Guess where I am…** ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/97 "2007-03-31T09:51:44Z")
\*\* Kids leave home eventually, right? My son stuck a Barbie shoe up his nose \*\* I can’t imagine why you’re eager to get rid of your kids ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2007, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/98 "2007-04-02T19:59:20Z")
Seriously, at 3;55pm on 4/2: **Straight guys who enjoy being penetrated anally** ; and **What was the most physically painful thing . . .** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/99 "2007-04-02T20:07:03Z")
\*\*Straight guys who enjoy being penetrated anally If a unique _heaven_ were to await you in the afterlife… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/100 "2007-04-02T20:36:10Z")
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