# I'm as against Sequential Threads as anyone, but...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 21, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857 "2007-03-21T13:55:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/121 "2007-04-05T03:42:28Z")

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In MPSIMS:

**Explain to me about the red plastic testicles on the back of this truck  
This is suppossed to look appetizing?**

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/122 "2007-04-05T04:17:25Z")

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New Psots:

**What was this antenna for?  
Job hunting while pregnant**

**I’m havin’ me a bottle of Yoohoo!  
Ben & Jerry’s is going to kill me.**

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/123 "2007-04-05T11:23:37Z")

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**Train floods canal with blue cheese sauce  
This is suppossed to look appetizing?**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/124 "2007-04-05T11:43:41Z")

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**Define God  
Rush Limbaugh, most perfect newsman**

Ontologically, I guess, if it is possible that the most perfect newsman can exist then it is necessary that the most perfect newsman does exist, and a newsman who was not God would be less perfect than a newsman who was, so…

:eek:

Praise Rush!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/125 "2007-04-05T13:36:45Z")

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\*\*big surprises of being a grown up

Job hunting while pregnant \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/126 "2007-04-05T14:21:06Z")

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\*\*Let’s abolish the word “penultimate”  
Banned in Thailand \*\*

Well, that’s a start!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/127 "2007-04-05T14:50:44Z")

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\*\*What is the last thing people notice about you?  
Rubber Gloves \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/128 "2007-04-05T16:54:04Z")

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\*\*Cruise Ship Staffing?

Are gay men more numerous than lesbians? \*\*

Thar he blows!

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/129 "2007-04-05T19:55:17Z")

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\*\*Secrets you might as well share now  
How come I wasn’t informed that the Earth’s axis has tilted? \*\*

'Til now, it was a secret!

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/130 "2007-04-05T20:49:51Z")

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Explain to me about the red plastic testicles on the back of this truck  
Balls-up at the VA Hospital

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/131 "2007-04-05T20:50:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad]  
\*\*Cruise Ship Staffing?

Are gay men more numerous than lesbians? \*\*

Thar he blows!  
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Is that Tom Cruise?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/132 "2007-04-05T21:09:01Z")

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\*\*Last sentences that blow you away.  
Tubby Smith leaves Kentucky: state rejoices \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/133 "2007-04-06T02:55:02Z")

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**What was this Swedish (x-mas?) dish?  
Cook! Where’s my Hossenfeffer?**

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/134 "2007-04-06T16:39:58Z")

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Under new posts

\*\*Could any of the USA’s States be self sufficient? \*\*  
\*\*We will all die \*\*  
Huh, guess not.

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/135 "2007-04-06T16:41:12Z")

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Or, under MPSIMS

\*\*Werewolf a game Part 2 (this time with MAFIA!)

We will all die \*\*  
Not quite _all_ of us.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/136 "2007-04-06T19:12:47Z")

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\*\*Last sentences that blow you away.  
What if Batman Wasn’t prepared  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/137 "2007-04-06T20:41:08Z")

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\*\*How big is ‘too big’ for a Bikini?

Why are ass cracks hairy?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Autumn\_Almanac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d26b3c/32.png) [@Autumn\_Almanac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autumn_Almanac)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/138 "2007-04-06T20:58:43Z")

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**Most inappropriate questions on a job application  
Why are ass cracks hairy?**

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/139 "2007-04-07T02:06:32Z")

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**I am rat. Hear me squeak.**

\*\*Maybe the House of Mouse isn’t Completely Irredeemable… \*\*

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**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-as-against-sequential-threads-as-anyone-but/396857/140 "2007-04-07T02:21:42Z")

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6 years and I finally got one! Man, I need a life…  
\*\*Give me a leg-up on gaining weight?

I love Hostess Cupcakes… \*\*

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