# I'm at the limit of my ability to process this shit (Really horrid, don't bother if you like dogs)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 14, 2011, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336 "2011-04-14T05:32:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/1 "2011-04-14T05:32:22Z")

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I found a page that does NOT include a picture.

I’ve been introduced to the fact that dogs are, apparently, _ **raped** _, on a regular basis, in Turkey.

Happens all the time. But it’s becoming more well known because someone had [the gall to do their dog-raping behind the mayor’s office.](http://actionsforanimals.blogspot.com/2011/03/dog-raped-behind-mayors-office-turkey.html)

I’m sorry. I don’t have some entertaining way to express how disgusted and horrified and sickened I am.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/2 "2011-04-14T05:36:34Z")

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When do you think you’ll reach the limit of your ability to post about it?

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/3 "2011-04-14T06:45:25Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> When do you think you’ll reach the limit of your ability to post about it?

Posting helps the processing.

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**Author:** ![The\_Niply\_Elder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@The\_Niply\_Elder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Niply_Elder)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/4 "2011-04-14T06:54:24Z")

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Urban legend

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/5 "2011-04-14T07:27:22Z")

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> [@The\_Niply\_Elder](#):
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> Urban legend

I didn’t even look at the OP’s link before posting, but now i look and see that it’s a fucking blog post with content that sounds a lot like a spam email.

I’m always willing to believe that humans can and will do some fucked-up shit, but there’s precious little meat to this story, as far as i can tell. The whole “evidence” for the story is one Facebook posting. You’ll forgive me if i don’t take it too seriously, **Stoid**.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/6 "2011-04-14T07:30:31Z")

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How do we know it was rape? Maybe the dog consented.

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**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/7 "2011-04-14T07:49:50Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
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> I’ve been introduced to the fact that dogs are, apparently, _ **raped** _, on a regular basis, in Turkey.

No, you haven’t.

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/8 "2011-04-14T08:00:10Z")

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Its **zoid** that I feel sorry for.

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**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/9 "2011-04-14T08:10:57Z")

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Racist twaddle. Them damn swarthy Turks raping dogs!

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/10 "2011-04-14T08:16:12Z")

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All I can find is that there are crusaders in Turkey advocating for animal rights who talk about animal rape, but nothing about this particular situation. [http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/n.php?n=actress-holds-sit-in-protest-for-animal-rights-2010-08-20](http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/n.php?n=actress-holds-sit-in-protest-for-animal-rights-2010-08-20) , [Turkish News - Latest News from Turkey - Hürriyet Daily News](http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/n.php?n=0124075114723-2011-01-24) . It seems like there would be some information reported somewhere since there is no moratorium on animal abuse reporting there.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/11 "2011-04-14T08:18:29Z")

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The dogs are probably dressed provocatively.\*  
\*If this is not a hoax then I am duly outraged and please ignore my frivolousness.  
But wasn’t rape month a couple months ago now?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/12 "2011-04-14T09:19:27Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
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> Posting helps the processing.

The SDMB is not a blog. Why don’t you start one?

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/13 "2011-04-14T09:30:27Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Its **zoid** that I feel sorry for.

Was just thinking that yesterday.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/14 "2011-04-14T11:06:47Z")

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I knew there was a sinister side to teaching a dog to shake.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/15 "2011-04-14T11:50:43Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> But wasn’t rape month a couple months ago now?

Around here, every month is rape month!

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/16 "2011-04-14T12:32:12Z")

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Well I just knew that eventually there would be some backlash against all of the undefended leg humping that happens everyday in this crazy world.

[Cousin Eddie]  
" He’s got a little bit of the Mississippi leg in him."  
“A word of warning though, if he does lay into you, it’s just best to let him finish”  
[/Cousin Eddie]

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/17 "2011-04-14T13:19:36Z")

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**Stoid** , if you’re “at the limit of (your) ability to process this shit” will a thread here be stretching it?

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**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/18 "2011-04-14T13:28:53Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> … there’s precious little meat to this story…

That’s what _she_ barked.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/19 "2011-04-14T13:38:26Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> But wasn’t rape month a couple months ago now?

This is dog rape month.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/20 "2011-04-14T13:39:52Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> This is dog rape month.

But don’t frown. It only lasts 1/7th of a human month.

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