# I'm at the limit of my ability to process this shit (Really horrid, don't bother if you like dogs) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 14, 2011, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336 "2011-04-14T05:32:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/21 "2011-04-14T13:45:09Z")
I wanna see two Turks make an apology video. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/22 "2011-04-14T13:54:48Z")
Must be that “Turdickin” I’ve been hearin’ about. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/23 "2011-04-14T13:57:11Z")
> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#): > > I wanna see two Turks make an apology video. \*“Dear doggie”, \*the manifesto for the conscious canine? ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/24 "2011-04-14T14:10:19Z")
…the man’s fisto for the unconscious canine? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/25 "2011-04-14T14:16:31Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Must be that “Turdickin” I’ve been hearin’ about. OK, that was bad. 😛 I hereby swear to NOT read any more of your posts for the rest of the day! ---
**Author:** ![Inbred\_Mm\_domesticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/aca169/32.png) [@Inbred\_Mm\_domesticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inbred_Mm_domesticus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/26 "2011-04-14T14:17:59Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > I found a page that does NOT include a picture. > > I’ve been introduced to the fact that dogs are, apparently, _ **raped** _, on a regular basis, in Turkey. > > Happens all the time. But it’s becoming more well known because someone had [the gall to do their dog-raping behind the mayor’s office.](http://actionsforanimals.blogspot.com/2011/03/dog-raped-behind-mayors-office-turkey.html) > > I’m sorry. I don’t have some entertaining way to express how disgusted and horrified and sickened I am. It really is awful that the dumbest people on the Earth tend to be the most vocal. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/27 "2011-04-14T14:25:04Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > I found a page that does NOT include a picture. > > I’ve been introduced to the fact that dogs are, apparently, _ **raped** _, on a regular basis, in Turkey. > > Happens all the time. But it’s becoming more well known because someone had [the gall to do their dog-raping behind the mayor’s office.](http://actionsforanimals.blogspot.com/2011/03/dog-raped-behind-mayors-office-turkey.html) > > I’m sorry. I don’t have some entertaining way to express how disgusted and horrified and sickened I am. I’m trying to decide if you’re a gullible imbecile or a racist fucktard. I’ll happily accept “all of the above”, though. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/28 "2011-04-14T14:39:08Z")
She’s right about something, though. I like dogs… and I shouldn’t have bothered. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/29 "2011-04-14T15:21:25Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > This is dog rape month. So that means I can decompress about, when I was growing up, having to witness my best friend demonstrate how his dog could shake hands? It always made me uncomfortable, probably screwed me up for life. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/30 "2011-04-14T15:31:00Z")
Animal husbandry is done differently in the Middle East. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/31 "2011-04-14T15:34:47Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > So that means I can decompress about, when I was growing up, having to witness my best friend demonstrate how his dog could shake hands? It always made me uncomfortable, probably screwed me up for life. Well if your friend was female, and the dog was male, SHE was the one who got raped! Watching your best friend being raped by a dog would mess anyone up! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/32 "2011-04-14T15:38:23Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > How do we know it was rape? Maybe the dog consented. What’s on top of a house? Roof! See, she said “roof” Who was the greatest baseball player? Roof! See, she said “Ruth” What did the accused slip into your drink? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/33 "2011-04-14T15:39:19Z")
My brain took \*\*Tomato’s \*\*post and created: Shake Rape! You really don’t want to see the infomercial inmy head right now… ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/34 "2011-04-14T15:39:54Z")
Dog had it comming, walking around wearing no pants. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/35 "2011-04-14T15:42:45Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I knew there was a sinister side to teaching a dog to shake. Curse you for stealing my joke. ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Baroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/76d3ee/32.png) [@Billy\_Baroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Baroo)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/36 "2011-04-14T15:49:41Z")
Apropos of nothing, this thread triggered recollection of my days as a waiter when I learned from my Mexican coworkers that a fellow who minced when he walked was exhibiting “culo pero.” I agree that puppy raping is immoral. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/37 "2011-04-14T15:51:00Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > I’ve been introduced to the fact that dogs are, apparently, _ **raped** _, on a regular basis, in Turkey. It’s just part of their culture, which we should understand and accept. Besides, they would probably see some of the things we do as strange and barbaric. It’s a shame that you’re so closed-minded towards other cultures and traditions. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/38 "2011-04-14T15:52:41Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > But wasn’t rape month a couple months ago now? Rape Month dies not with a bang, but a whimper. ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/39 "2011-04-14T15:53:33Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > What’s on top of a house? > Roof! > See, she said “roof” > Who was the greatest baseball player? > Roof! > See, she said “Ruth” The punchline is when the bartender kicks them out of the bar, and on the way out, the dog says, “Guess I should have said Dimaggio.” Please, carry, on. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/40 "2011-04-14T15:58:28Z")
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