# I'm at the limit of my ability to process this shit (Really horrid, don't bother if you like dogs) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 14, 2011, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336 "2011-04-14T05:32:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/41 "2011-04-14T15:59:47Z")
> [@The\_Niply\_Elder](#): > > Urban legend Having just the day before read the story of the American, [Laszlo Arsenio Horvath](http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2009/jul/31/orlando-man-charged-animal-abuse-accused-having-se), raping his own dog to death (he duct-taped its legs), I had and have no reason not to believe that someone in Turkey did the same. (Laszlo was ordered to keep away from animals but was found with another dog at his home a month later…) at least the one I saw the [photo](http://www.care2.com/news/member/432612950/2754917) for. And then it was no leap to believe that it has happened more than once or twice in in a country where men don’t have a lot of outlets. (The photo could certainly be photoshopped. But since it’s really rather subtle, and the evidence exists elsewhere that dog raping is definitely not unheard of…) Maybe it was just Laszlo and the one anonymous Turk. I can understand the urge to fuck something alive and warm, men have been relieving themselves in farm animals for thousands of years. Can’t really understand the urge to do so while the much smaller animal, being raped in the wrong orifice, screams in agony, dying from the process. Kinda freaks me out. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/42 "2011-04-14T16:00:34Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > My brain took \*\*Tomato’s \*\*post and created: Shake Rape! You really don’t want to see the infomercial inmy head right now… Thanks a heap, **Inigo** , I’ll never be able to look a smoothie in the face again :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/43 "2011-04-14T16:02:45Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Thanks a heap, **Inigo** , I’ll never be able to look a smoothie in the face again :mad: Oh? Gonna do those smoothies doggie-style? runs away ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/44 "2011-04-14T16:04:12Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Its **zoid** that I feel sorry for. > [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > Was just thinking that yesterday. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/45 "2011-04-14T16:05:54Z")
"Dear Dog Fancy, I never thought it could happen to me…" ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/46 "2011-04-14T16:06:14Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > Having just the day before read the story of the American, [Laszlo Arsenio Horvath](http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2009/jul/31/orlando-man-charged-animal-abuse-accused-having-se), raping his own dog to death (he duct-taped its legs), I had and have no reason not to believe that someone in Turkey did the same. (Laszlo was ordered to keep away from animals but was found with another dog at his home a month later…) at least the one I saw the [photo](http://www.care2.com/news/member/432612950/2754917) for. And then it was no leap to believe that it has happened more than once or twice in in a country where men don’t have a lot of outlets. (The photo could certainly be photoshopped. But since it’s really rather subtle, and the evidence exists elsewhere that dog raping is definitely not unheard of…) > > Maybe it was just Laszlo and the one anonymous Turk. > > I can understand the urge to fuck something alive and warm, men have been relieving themselves in farm animals for thousands of years. Can’t really understand the urge to do so while the much smaller animal, being raped in the wrong orifice, screams in agony, dying from the process. Kinda freaks me out. Seriously, why do you read these articles? I don’t mean to be snarky, really! I just truly don’t understand the motivation. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/47 "2011-04-14T16:06:40Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Rape Month dies not with a bang, but a whimper. Fantastic. Just fantastic. You win the internet. Honorable mention to **Autolycus.** ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/48 "2011-04-14T16:06:42Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > "Dear Dog Fancy, > > I never thought it could happen to me…" Best username/post evah! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/49 "2011-04-14T16:08:13Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > "Dear Dog Fancy, > > I never thought it could happen to me…" Annnnnd the “Username/ Post Content” award for this thread goes to… ETA Curse you, Malthus! (and no, I don’t take my smoothies from behind, I just like to jiggle their straws) ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/50 "2011-04-14T16:12:31Z")
And seriously, **Stoid,** one dog-abusing sicko (which is what anyone who would harm an animal in that way is) and the possibility of maybe, somewhere, the potential of dog rape existing in some form, maybe in Turkey, does not a dog raping epidemic make. BTW it’s also not true about the woman dying after pleasuring herself with a lobster. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/51 "2011-04-14T16:13:12Z")
:: licks own balls :: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/52 "2011-04-14T16:20:56Z")
_AP: In international news this week, the entire country of Turkey announced plans to change their name to Poodle._ ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/53 "2011-04-14T16:22:23Z")
Between dog raping, garbage picking and pro se litigation, you sure have some interesting hobbies, Stoid. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/54 "2011-04-14T16:24:44Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > Having just the day before read the story of the American, [Laszlo Arsenio Horvath](http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2009/jul/31/orlando-man-charged-animal-abuse-accused-having-se), raping his own dog to death (he duct-taped its legs), I had and have no reason not to believe that someone in Turkey did the same. Just a teensy bit of a logical leap from that, to your OP, dontchathink: > [@](#): > > I’ve been introduced to the fact that dogs are, apparently, raped, on a regular basis, in Turkey. > > Happens all the time. For someone who claims a love for facts and disinterested inquiry, you sure don’t dig very deep. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/55 "2011-04-14T16:29:29Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > Maybe it was just Laszlo and the one anonymous Turk. Maybe. But then, that’s a far cry from “a regular basis” wouldn’t you say? I’m inclined to believe that dog raping happens with about the same frequency as two second graders performing oral sex on each other. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/56 "2011-04-14T16:39:19Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > For someone who claims a love for facts and disinterested inquiry, you sure don’t dig very deep. Like I said: maybe it was just the one anonymous Turk and Laszlo.. [ul] [li] and [this Canadian fella](http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/news-politics/33681-man-raped-daughter-dogs-horse.html)though he also raped his daughter and a horse[/li][li] and this [Indian guy](http://www.indiauncut.com/iublog/article/man-rapes-dog/)[/li][li] and [Gary Riley](http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/01/gary_riley_charged_with_raping.php)[/li][li] and some [South Carolina teenager](http://www.dogsdeservebetter.org/teenrapesdog.html) (who also rapes little girls)[/li][li][Ronald Kuch](http://skirmisher.org/filth/man-who-raped-dead-dog-because-it-was-there-and-seductively-available/) at least confines himself to dogs that are already dead (finding them “seductively available”)[/li][li] and [Johnathan Turley](http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/19/west-virginia-man-charged-with-dog-rape/) in West Virginia[/li][li] and [Christopher Bagwell](http://lawmedconsult.newsvine.com/_news/2009/07/19/3038739-west-virginia-man-charged-with-same-sex-dog-rape) (“same sex” dog rape? Are you fucking kidding?)[/li][li] and [Wade Strickland](http://www.greenvilledragnet.com/california-gives-man-seen-raping-dog-probation/) right here in my hometown[/li][li] and [Daniel Joyner](http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=25805) in Illinois…[/li][li] oh, and here’s a fella in [Denmark..](http://www.cphpost.dk/news/crime/155-crime/45715-man-fined-in-dog-rape-case.html)[/li][/ul] So I guess it isn’t fair to Turkey, it does look to be more worldwide. Although that’s a lot of Americans. Is it just because I’m googling in America and English? Just because we are more likely to arrest and prosecute? Who knows? ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/57 "2011-04-14T16:42:29Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > And seriously, **Stoid,** one dog-abusing sicko (which is what anyone who would harm an animal in that way is) and the possibility of maybe, somewhere, the potential of dog rape existing in some form, maybe in Turkey, does not a dog raping epidemic make. > > BTW it’s also not true about the woman dying after pleasuring herself with a lobster. She obviously didn’t do it _enough_. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/58 "2011-04-14T16:49:15Z")
**Stoid** , no-one is denying that bestiality happens. For as long as people have been raising domestic animals, people have been fucking animals. I find it hard to believe that you didn’t know this. It’s pretty sick, but it’s not exactly news. There had been, to my knowledge, no sudden increase in man-on-puppy rape recently. Leaving that aside, your OP is fucking lame and stupid. You grabbed a fucking blog post, written like a spam email, with nothing but a Facebook picture for “evidence,” and posted an essentially content-free RO thread about something that may or may not have happened on the other side of the world. If posting about this sort of stuff “helps the processing” of upsetting information, get a fucking blog or something. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/59 "2011-04-14T16:51:00Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > BTW it’s also not true about the woman dying after pleasuring herself with a lobster. No, but she was really embarrassed to hear it scream when she put it in. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/60 "2011-04-14T16:51:51Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > **Stoid** , no-one is denying that bestiality happens. For as long as people have been raising domestic animals, people have been fucking animals. I find it hard to believe that you didn’t know this. It’s pretty sick, but it’s not exactly news. There had been, to my knowledge, no sudden increase in man-on-puppy rape recently. > > Leaving that aside, your OP is fucking lame and stupid. You grabbed a fucking blog post, written like a spam email, with nothing but a Facebook picture for “evidence,” and posted an essentially content-free RO thread about something that may or may not have happened on the other side of the world. > > If posting about this sort of stuff “helps the processing” of upsetting information, get a fucking blog or something. You forgot the bit about dog-rape being habitual to Turks. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336.md?page=4)