# I'm at the limit of my ability to process this shit (Really horrid, don't bother if you like dogs)

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**Created:** [April 14, 2011, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336 "2011-04-14T05:32:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/61 "2011-04-14T16:55:46Z")

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I have trouble getting worked up over a dog when so many awful things are happening to Nigerian princes…

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/62 "2011-04-14T16:57:54Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> No, but she was really embarrassed to hear it scream when she put it in.

Yeah, you’d think a lobster would be used to someplace damp and fishy.

And once again, a citing less than a dozen NORTH AMERICAN perverts… oh yeah, and maybe one Turk, based on a less than persuasive blog post, doesn’t support your contention of widespread and common dog rape in TURKEY.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/63 "2011-04-14T17:01:19Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
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> Like I said: maybe it was just the one anonymous Turk and Laszlo..
> 
> [ul]  
> [li] and [this Canadian fella](http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/news-politics/33681-man-raped-daughter-dogs-horse.html)though he also raped his daughter and a horse[/li][li] and this [Indian guy](http://www.indiauncut.com/iublog/article/man-rapes-dog/)[/li][li] and [Gary Riley](http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/01/gary_riley_charged_with_raping.php)[/li][li] and some [South Carolina teenager](http://www.dogsdeservebetter.org/teenrapesdog.html) (who also rapes little girls)[/li][li][Ronald Kuch](http://skirmisher.org/filth/man-who-raped-dead-dog-because-it-was-there-and-seductively-available/) at least confines himself to dogs that are already dead (finding them “seductively available”)[/li][li] and [Johnathan Turley](http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/19/west-virginia-man-charged-with-dog-rape/) in West Virginia[/li][li] and [Christopher Bagwell](http://lawmedconsult.newsvine.com/_news/2009/07/19/3038739-west-virginia-man-charged-with-same-sex-dog-rape) (“same sex” dog rape? Are you fucking kidding?)[/li][li] and [Wade Strickland](http://www.greenvilledragnet.com/california-gives-man-seen-raping-dog-probation/) right here in my hometown[/li][li] and [Daniel Joyner](http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=25805) in Illinois…[/li][li] oh, and here’s a fella in [Denmark..](http://www.cphpost.dk/news/crime/155-crime/45715-man-fined-in-dog-rape-case.html)[/li][/ul]

That’s all fine and dandy, but it still doesn’t square with your OP. At all.

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/64 "2011-04-14T17:03:04Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> **Stoid** , no-one is denying that bestiality happens. For as long as people have been raising domestic animals, people have been fucking animals. I find it hard to believe that you didn’t know this. It’s pretty sick, but it’s not exactly news.
> 
> Leaving that aside, your OP is fucking lame and stupid. You grabbed a fucking blog post, written like a spam email, with nothing but a Facebook picture for “evidence,” and posted an essentially content-free RO thread about something that may or may not have happened on the other side of the world.
> 
> If posting about this sort of stuff “helps the processing” of upsetting information, get a fucking blog or something.

Gosh, I’m sorry… but I just can’t find a way to be sufficently outraged over the word “veggies” and I don’t lead a Brownie troop… I’ll try harder next time.

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**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/65 "2011-04-14T17:03:06Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
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> Like I said: maybe it was just the one anonymous Turk and Laszlo..
> 
> [ul]  
> [li] and [this Canadian fella](http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/news-politics/33681-man-raped-daughter-dogs-horse.html)though he also raped his daughter and a horse[/li][li] and this [Indian guy](http://www.indiauncut.com/iublog/article/man-rapes-dog/)[/li][li] and [Gary Riley](http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/01/gary_riley_charged_with_raping.php)[/li][li] and some [South Carolina teenager](http://www.dogsdeservebetter.org/teenrapesdog.html) (who also rapes little girls)[/li][li][Ronald Kuch](http://skirmisher.org/filth/man-who-raped-dead-dog-because-it-was-there-and-seductively-available/) at least confines himself to dogs that are already dead (finding them “seductively available”)[/li][li] and [Johnathan Turley](http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/19/west-virginia-man-charged-with-dog-rape/) in West Virginia[/li][li] and [Christopher Bagwell](http://lawmedconsult.newsvine.com/_news/2009/07/19/3038739-west-virginia-man-charged-with-same-sex-dog-rape) (“same sex” dog rape? Are you fucking kidding?)[/li][li] and [Wade Strickland](http://www.greenvilledragnet.com/california-gives-man-seen-raping-dog-probation/) right here in my hometown[/li][li] and [Daniel Joyner](http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=25805) in Illinois…[/li][li] oh, and here’s a fella in [Denmark..](http://www.cphpost.dk/news/crime/155-crime/45715-man-fined-in-dog-rape-case.html)[/li][/ul]
> 
> So I guess it isn’t fair to Turkey, it does look to be more worldwide. Although that’s a lot of Americans. Is it just because I’m googling in America and English? Just because we are more likely to arrest and prosecute? Who knows?

You have to admit, there’s a lot of cute dogs out there…

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/66 "2011-04-14T17:05:04Z")

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And now, in my head, I’m hearing Arlo Guthrie talk about sitting on the Group W bench, surrounded by mother-stabbers and dogger-rapers…

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/67 "2011-04-14T17:07:19Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> That’s all fine and dandy, but it still doesn’t square with your OP. At all.

Of course it doesn’t. There’s no reason it should, given my other posts, like the one you only partially quote.

> [@](#):
>
> **Like I said:** maybe it was just the **one anonymous Turk** and Laszlo..
> 
> **So I guess it isn’t fair to Turkey,** it does look to be more worldwide. Although that’s a lot of Americans. Is it just because I’m googling in America and English? Just because we are more likely to arrest and prosecute? Who knows?

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/68 "2011-04-14T17:08:07Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
>
> Like I said: maybe it was just the one anonymous Turk and Laszlo..
> 
> [ul]  
> [li] and [this Canadian fella](http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/news-politics/33681-man-raped-daughter-dogs-horse.html)though he also raped his daughter and a horse[/li][li] and this [Indian guy](http://www.indiauncut.com/iublog/article/man-rapes-dog/)[/li][li] and [Gary Riley](http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/01/gary_riley_charged_with_raping.php)[/li][li] and some [South Carolina teenager](http://www.dogsdeservebetter.org/teenrapesdog.html) (who also rapes little girls)[/li][li][Ronald Kuch](http://skirmisher.org/filth/man-who-raped-dead-dog-because-it-was-there-and-seductively-available/) at least confines himself to dogs that are already dead (finding them “seductively available”)[/li][li] and [Johnathan Turley](http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/19/west-virginia-man-charged-with-dog-rape/) in West Virginia[/li][li] and [Christopher Bagwell](http://lawmedconsult.newsvine.com/_news/2009/07/19/3038739-west-virginia-man-charged-with-same-sex-dog-rape) (“same sex” dog rape? Are you fucking kidding?)[/li][li] and [Wade Strickland](http://www.greenvilledragnet.com/california-gives-man-seen-raping-dog-probation/) right here in my hometown[/li][li] and [Daniel Joyner](http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=25805) in Illinois…[/li][li] oh, and here’s a fella in [Denmark..](http://www.cphpost.dk/news/crime/155-crime/45715-man-fined-in-dog-rape-case.html)[/li][/ul]

That’s all fine and dandy, but doesn’t square with what was written in the OP. At all. I mean, this is the crazy leap of logic:

A) Bestiality exists and has been documented around the world.  
B) Facebook says a dog has been raped in Turkey.

ergo:

C) It is a **fact** that dogs are (apparently–nice hedge word) raped on a **regular** basis in Turkey. **Happens all the time.**

Now, surely you can see where others take issue in your logic, no?

ETA: Sorry, didn’t realize that first post had posted–thought I was still editing it. Your backtracking in your following posts don’t change what you wrote in your OP.

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**Author:** ![Grapefruit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@Grapefruit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grapefruit)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/69 "2011-04-14T17:10:28Z")

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This is such a stupidly redundant pit thread. There’s already a [pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=604476) about other cultures’ exploitation of animals. Plus, the other one has actual discussion instead of people making fun of the OP because she’s barely coherent.

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/70 "2011-04-14T17:17:37Z")

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I’m just impressed that even when at the limit of your ability to process this shit, you somehow found the strength to google and link to a bunch of other cases of dog rape.

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/71 "2011-04-14T17:19:24Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
>
> ETA: Sorry, didn’t realize that first post had posted–thought I was still editing it. Your backtracking in your following posts don’t change what you wrote in your OP.

Pardon me? What are you smoking? I get vast amounts of grief for my supposed refusal to admit I was wrong about something…now you’re giving me shit because you’re telling me I’m somehow\*\*\* not allowed to\*\*\*?

And I’m supposed to take you seriously?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/72 "2011-04-14T17:19:48Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
>
> For as long as people have been raising domestic animals, people have been fucking animals.

“Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!”

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/73 "2011-04-14T17:22:20Z")

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> [@Grapefruit](#):
>
> This is such a stupidly redundant pit thread. There’s already a [pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=604476) about other cultures’ exploitation of animals.

While I think this thread is kind of pointless, it’s RO and it kind of comes with the territory. That said, it’s not redundant; if it turned out there really was a Turkish dog-rape epidemic I don’t think I’d file that news story under “fish in keyrings”.

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**Author:** ![Grapefruit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@Grapefruit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grapefruit)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/74 "2011-04-14T17:45:16Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> While I think this thread is kind of pointless, it’s RO and it kind of comes with the territory. That said, it’s not redundant; if it turned out there really was a Turkish dog-rape epidemic I don’t think I’d file that news story under “fish in keyrings”.

I suppose it’s because I read the other thread yesterday, then read this thread today and thought “Oh, another outraged thread about animal abuse stemming from judgment about other cultures”.

This thread’s existence wouldn’t be so jarring if a) the OP actually expressed RO with some substance to it, b) if mostly everyone who replied wasn’t so flippant in their responses because of who the OP is, and c) OP had used a better word choice than “rape” since bestiality by definition is forced anyway.

So what I mean is, it certainly wouldn’t have been out of place for me if OP had gone into the other thread and said “You know which other cultures are fucked up about animal views?”

That said, RO threads are RO threads. OP wants to pontificate, by all means…

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/75 "2011-04-14T17:46:54Z")

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Raaaape!!! Raaaape exists, apparently!!! Gaaaahhhh!!!

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/76 "2011-04-14T17:51:30Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
>
> And I’m supposed to take you seriously?

That’s rich. I don’t know why I even bothered.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/77 "2011-04-14T17:55:28Z")

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> [@Stoid](#):
>
> Like I said: maybe it was just the one anonymous Turk and Laszlo..
> 
> [ul]  
> [li] and [this Canadian fella](http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/news-politics/33681-man-raped-daughter-dogs-horse.html)though he also raped his daughter and a horse[/li][li] and this [Indian guy](http://www.indiauncut.com/iublog/article/man-rapes-dog/)[/li][li] and [Gary Riley](http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/01/gary_riley_charged_with_raping.php)[/li][li] and some [South Carolina teenager](http://www.dogsdeservebetter.org/teenrapesdog.html) (who also rapes little girls)[/li][li][Ronald Kuch](http://skirmisher.org/filth/man-who-raped-dead-dog-because-it-was-there-and-seductively-available/) at least confines himself to dogs that are already dead (finding them “seductively available”)[/li][li] and [Johnathan Turley](http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/19/west-virginia-man-charged-with-dog-rape/) in West Virginia[/li][li] and [Christopher Bagwell](http://lawmedconsult.newsvine.com/_news/2009/07/19/3038739-west-virginia-man-charged-with-same-sex-dog-rape) (“same sex” dog rape? Are you fucking kidding?)[/li][li] and [Wade Strickland](http://www.greenvilledragnet.com/california-gives-man-seen-raping-dog-probation/) right here in my hometown[/li][li] and [Daniel Joyner](http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=25805) in Illinois…[/li][li] oh, and here’s a fella in [Denmark..](http://www.cphpost.dk/news/crime/155-crime/45715-man-fined-in-dog-rape-case.html)[/li][/ul]
> 
> So I guess it isn’t fair to Turkey, it does look to be more worldwide. Although that’s a lot of Americans. Is it just because I’m googling in America and English? Just because we are more likely to arrest and prosecute? Who knows?

Yes, it does happen. Here’s another [one for your list](http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=64050). Right here in my hometown. The grandparents turned the kid in to the police.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/78 "2011-04-14T18:34:17Z")

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My response to this thread is “Fuck Turkey!!”

But then that paints the wrong picture too…

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/79 "2011-04-14T18:35:15Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
>
> The grandparents turned the kid in to the police.

Woah… magic.

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**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/80 "2011-04-14T18:36:37Z")

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I case I wasn’t clear, I view Turkey rape as wrong!

The consent must be mutual or it’s no deal!

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