# I'm at the limit of my ability to process this shit (Really horrid, don't bother if you like dogs) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 14, 2011, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336 "2011-04-14T05:32:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/81 "2011-04-14T18:42:41Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Yes, it does happen. Here’s another [one for your list](http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=64050). Right here in my hometown. The grandparents turned the kid in to the police. The last thing the world needs is a bestiality _list_. Just sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/82 "2011-04-14T18:44:48Z")
Well, maybe the guy drank too much Gin and Juice before hand? ---
**Author:** ![Inbred\_Mm\_domesticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/aca169/32.png) [@Inbred\_Mm\_domesticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inbred_Mm_domesticus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/83 "2011-04-14T18:54:51Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > So I guess it isn’t fair to Turkey, it does look to be more worldwide. Although that’s a lot of Americans. Is it just because I’m googling in America and English? Just because we are more likely to arrest and prosecute? Who knows? It’s really a shame that you didn’t think that first sentence to yourself before you wrote that OP and at least one prejudiced comment later. It’s a further shame that the answers to your questions were not already obvious to you. Just to let you know, people are fucking other people all the time in Turkey. No, I am not joking. I’ve been there, I’ve contributed. To further clarify something ignorant you said, small dogs aren’t the cool fad in Turkey just yet. Dogs as pets are barely a fad. A [Kangal](http://kashifbt.blogspot.com/2010/05/turkest-kangal-dog-pictures.html) is not small. In fact, it may have been the dog raping the kid! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/84 "2011-04-14T18:57:45Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > BTW it’s also not true about the woman dying after pleasuring herself with a lobster. The lobster was pissed to find out he had crabs. Regarding [this]([http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/n.p...hts-2010-08-20](http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/n.p...hts-2010-08-20) ,), does anyone find it ironic that the Turkish actress is named Tuna? I’d venture to say that she smells like fish. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/85 "2011-04-14T19:18:41Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > Pardon me? What are you smoking? I get vast amounts of grief for my supposed refusal to admit I was wrong about something…now you’re giving me shit because you’re telling me I’m somehow\*\*\* not allowed to\*\*\*? Was the post where you admitted you were wrong the one where you provide the long list of bestiality incidents around the world? Because if so, it’s the most kinda, sorta, maybe sort of admission I ever saw. That wasn’t “boy, I sure blew it, sorry for wasting your time,” it was “OK, maybe it isn’t just Turkey, and maybe there might’ve been more stuff from over there if I hadn’t been doing the search in English.” All you’ve been able to show is that, in a world of 6.9 billion people, a few have had sex with animals. We would have probably guessed that on our own. How about if you back off that ledge, apologize for yelling “Fire!” because someone, somewhere, lit a match, and maybe ask the mods to close the thread? I say this as one who’s been on your side in a lot of debates over the years, but kinda wonder what’s happened to you lately. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/86 "2011-04-14T19:46:52Z")
> [@Dallas\_Jones](#): > > I case I wasn’t clear, I view Turkey rape as wrong! > > The consent must be mutual or it’s no deal! As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fuck. Regards, Shodan PS - [spoiler]“Hi! I’m Cesar Milan, and I am going to teach your dogs to speak!” “Well, OK, but before you get started - that cocker spaniel on the end is a liar!”[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/87 "2011-04-14T19:52:35Z")
> [@Beadalin](#): > > I’m just impressed that even when at the limit of your ability to process this shit, you somehow found the strength to google and link to a bunch of other cases of dog rape. Word. This thread is going to be fifteen pages of bold, underlined, italicized (which has already started, even) red colored text with lots and lots of !!! before it’s done. I love Stoid threads. I can never make it past page 7 or so, but they’re fun until then. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/88 "2011-04-14T20:13:59Z")
Now I wanna know what Taubes thinks of turkey. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/89 "2011-04-14T20:44:01Z")
> [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](#): > > Now I wanna know what Taubes thinks of turkey. Maybe the “rapist” was just trying to give the dog a high protein snack, but went in the wrong direction. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/90 "2011-04-14T20:48:45Z")
Stop before we have a youtube link to an earnest chorus of slightly creepy dog-worshiping Turks apologizing to dog-dom generally. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/91 "2011-04-14T21:00:18Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Maybe the “rapist” was just trying to give the dog a high protein snack, but went in the wrong direction. Bah. Everyone knows that semen is goldfish food. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/92 "2011-04-14T21:00:56Z")
So, there’s this Turkish lad who is frustrated in his dealings with the ladies. He tries to ask them out, but he gets nowhere. Finally he confides in a friend that he hasn’t had a partner in years. “Mehmet, get a dog. Then you will have all the sex you can handle.” The lad is shocked at his friend’s words, but he’s always trusted him before, so why not now? He goes to the market and eventually summons up his courage to buy a dog. Many awkward weeks pass. How can his friend be doing such disgusting acts? The young man gets more frustrated and sickened. Then one night, when the man is particularly lonely and frustrated, and after he has had far too much Turkish wine, he thinks again of his friend’s words. With shame in his heart, he approaches the dog… …and mid-act the door to his room flies open. The man’s friend is standing there in shock. “Mehmet! What are you doing?” “Just what you told me to do, friend!” “Well…what I do with my dog is to take it to the park where all the hot women are jogging…” ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/93 "2011-04-14T21:39:03Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > [ul] > [li] and [this Canadian fella](http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/news-politics/33681-man-raped-daughter-dogs-horse.html)though he also raped his daughter and a horse[/li][li] and this [Indian guy](http://www.indiauncut.com/iublog/article/man-rapes-dog/)[/li][li] and [Gary Riley](http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/01/gary_riley_charged_with_raping.php)[/li][li] and some [South Carolina teenager](http://www.dogsdeservebetter.org/teenrapesdog.html) (who also rapes little girls)[/li][li][Ronald Kuch](http://skirmisher.org/filth/man-who-raped-dead-dog-because-it-was-there-and-seductively-available/) at least confines himself to dogs that are already dead (finding them “seductively available”)[/li][li] and [Johnathan Turley](http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/19/west-virginia-man-charged-with-dog-rape/) in West Virginia[/li][li] and [Christopher Bagwell](http://lawmedconsult.newsvine.com/_news/2009/07/19/3038739-west-virginia-man-charged-with-same-sex-dog-rape) (“same sex” dog rape? Are you fucking kidding?)[/li][li] and [Wade Strickland](http://www.greenvilledragnet.com/california-gives-man-seen-raping-dog-probation/) right here in my hometown[/li][li] and [Daniel Joyner](http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=25805) in Illinois…[/li][li] oh, and here’s a fella in [Denmark..](http://www.cphpost.dk/news/crime/155-crime/45715-man-fined-in-dog-rape-case.html)[/li][/ul] I can’t believe the sexism inherent in that list. All the humans male, fer Christ’s sake. Of the two people I personally know who’ve told me they’ve had sex with animals, 50% were female. Fifty percent female! Your links don’t match up with my real world experience at all. I definitely see an agenda, and I don’t like it. jeskidn ms. stoid ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/94 "2011-04-14T21:49:31Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Bah. Everyone knows that semen is goldfish food. No, no, no…you can’t just make that reference without [the link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249524)! ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/95 "2011-04-14T21:56:49Z")
**Stoid** wow. It’s exceedingly rare that I meet some one with less common sense than I have. But, today you made it happen. One story with no facts whatsoever to back it up about one event, and you conclude that such things are routine in Turkey. BTW- Whoever says I raped a dog lies! She wanted it! Yeah, bitch! Take it all! ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/96 "2011-04-14T22:05:05Z")
Stoid gets more entertaining everyday! ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/97 "2011-04-14T22:09:41Z")
Stoid, you fucking dipshit. Clean off that damn peanut butter and put the dog in the yard. ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/98 "2011-04-14T22:11:09Z")
I kinda wonder about someone that enters ‘dog rape’ into their Google search, trying to make a point or trying to fulfill a fantasy? I don’t think dog rape is like a train wreck, you can certainly get by without ever even seeing pictures of such an event. If it sickens you so, don’t look for more instances of it. I so don’t get the outrage about treatin dogs like bitches yo ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/99 "2011-04-14T22:24:18Z")
> [@boytyperanma](#): > > I kinda wonder about someone that enters ‘dog rape’ into their Google search, trying to make a point or trying to fulfill a fantasy? I reckon she was looking up ‘Turkey Rape’ to get her jollies, and found the poor little puppies accidently. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with fucking a turkey, but fluffy doggies? That’s just wrong man. And yes, dogs are indeed a man’s best friend. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/100 "2011-04-14T23:02:53Z")
I should probably spoiler this link. [Dog raping a chicken.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3MfaA4VSuA) Sorry, everyone. I was looking for one with a Turkey. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336.md?page=6)