# I'm at the limit of my ability to process this shit (Really horrid, don't bother if you like dogs) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 14, 2011, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336 "2011-04-14T05:32:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/101 "2011-04-14T23:25:08Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > I should probably spoiler this link. > > [Dog raping a chicken.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3MfaA4VSuA) Sorry, everyone. I was looking for one with a Turkey. That’s really friggin’ funny **Darth**. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/102 "2011-04-14T23:44:26Z")
How about Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd? ---
**Author:** ![MoodIndigo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@MoodIndigo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoodIndigo1)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/103 "2011-04-15T00:47:56Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > I should probably spoiler this link. > > [Dog raping a chicken.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3MfaA4VSuA) Sorry, everyone. I was looking for one with a Turkey. Dog forgive me, I laughed. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/104 "2011-04-15T01:51:50Z")
Wow. Even Polar Bears are doing it. At about 1:30 in [this video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE-Nyt4Bmi8&feature=related) it looks like the Polar Bear _really_ likes that sexy Husky. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/105 "2011-04-15T02:20:33Z")
> [@](#): > > (Really horrid, don’t bother if you like dogs) I like dogs. I like dogs a lot. Mmmmm. Yeah… Doggies. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/106 "2011-04-15T02:59:28Z")
Yeah, they taste like chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/107 "2011-04-15T03:10:34Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > Yeah, they taste like chicken. [Mel Gibson in _The Patriot_] A dog is a fine meal. [/MGi_TP_] ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/108 "2011-04-15T04:51:06Z")
[Mehmet Ghamen _In The Dog_] A dog is a fine feel. [/MGITD] ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/109 "2011-04-15T05:29:58Z")
> [@An\_Gadai](#): > > Animal husbandry is done differently in the Middle East. Tom Lehrer: “Mv friend majored in animal husbandry \*— \* until they caught him at it.” ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/110 "2011-04-15T11:25:27Z")
> [@Stoid](#): > > And then it was no leap to believe that it has happened more than once or twice in **in a country where men don’t have a lot of outlets.** [Emphasis mine] Beside all the other craziness of this thread, WTF is the base for this ridiculous assumption? ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/111 "2011-04-15T12:23:16Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > WTF is the base for this ridiculous assumption? The deluded mind of a fat sponger? ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/112 "2011-04-15T12:39:14Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > The deluded mind of a fat sponger? Well, I guess her rationale went like this: Turkey = Muslims! = prudish, sexually restrained people -\> natural conclusion: Turkish men have to resort to fucking dogs. It’s that easy. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/113 "2011-04-15T12:45:17Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Well, I guess her rationale went like this: Turkey = Muslims! = prudish, sexually restrained people -\> natural conclusion: Turkish men have to resort to fucking dogs. > > It’s that easy. Wow, that WAS easy! Thanks **EinsteinsHund**! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/114 "2011-04-15T13:09:19Z")
It thought it was the dogs that were easy? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/115 "2011-04-15T13:16:13Z")
Everything comes easy to Stoid, just wait, she will explain it all to you. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/116 "2011-04-15T13:27:13Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Everything comes easy to Stoid, just wait, she will explain it all to you. This oughta be good. She has really gone off the deep end lately. In the general forum, she is talking about how she made a connection with a corn snake. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/117 "2011-04-15T13:38:13Z")
I hope it is not a Turkish corn snake. What happened to good old fashioned tentacle porn? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/118 "2011-04-15T13:47:11Z")
> [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > I can’t believe the sexism inherent in that list. All the humans male, fer Christ’s sake. Of the two people I personally know who’ve told me they’ve had sex with animals, 50% were female. > > Fifty percent female! Your links don’t match up with my real world experience at all. I definitely see an agenda, and I don’t like it. > jeskidn ms. stoid I see a story that needs to be told. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/119 "2011-04-15T14:29:58Z")
The office pool is wide open on this one. Underlines, bold, red and large fonts have yet to appear. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/120 "2011-04-15T14:40:40Z")
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