# I'm at the limit of my ability to process this shit (Really horrid, don't bother if you like dogs) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 14, 2011, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336 "2011-04-14T05:32:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/121 "2011-04-15T15:03:13Z")
Actual video of [dog rap](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRaNv3Tr-KQ). Oh, wait – just read the thread more closely. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/122 "2011-04-15T15:14:15Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Stoid > > And then it was no leap to believe that it has happened more than once or twice in in a country where men don’t have a lot of outlets. > > Beside all the other craziness of this thread, WTF is the base for this ridiculous assumption? It’s true, my cousin is an electrician, so I know it’s true. He tried to set up shop in Turkey, but found there were an average of only 1.3 outlets per room. Ever try to make money on that? It’s crazy, I tell you, crazy. One day, he Skyped me and said, “Tokyo” (Only my mother calls me Player and only when I’ve been really bad, but that’s another story.) “Man, it’s crazy. There are no fucking outlets in the house!” “Really? What about the one for the fridge?” “None!” he screamed frantically, “They serve their beer fucking warm.” At this point, he was beyond reason and I sensed it could get out of control. “Listen to me, I want you to let the dog out of the house.” “Why?” he bellowed into the mic. Fuck it, I’m not a good storyteller, so you can image the rest. It winds up that it was the electrician, and all because there weren’t enough outlets. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/123 "2011-04-15T15:15:02Z")
In all seriousness, I think this thread was started because **Stoid** is jealous. Her other pit thread was started at about the same time as **Dio’s** , yet his quickly left hers in the dust. I think she’s trying to play catch up. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/124 "2011-04-15T15:15:35Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > The office pool is wide open on this one. Underlines, bold, red and large fonts have yet to appear. Yeah, **what’s** up with that? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/125 "2011-04-15T15:21:02Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > In all seriousness, I think this thread was started because **Stoid** is jealous. Her other pit thread was started at about the same time as **Dio’s** , yet his quickly left hers in the dust. I think she’s trying to play catch up. The Dope’s worst nightmare - **Stoid** Pitting **Diogenes**. God help the hamsters and anyone who tried to keep up. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/126 "2011-04-15T15:28:16Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > “Listen to me, I want you to let the dog out of the house.” “Why?” he bellowed into the mic. Masterful! ROTFLMAO! ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/127 "2011-04-15T16:08:43Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > The Dope’s worst nightmare - **Stoid** Pitting **Diogenes**. God help the hamsters and anyone who tried to keep up. > > Regards, > Shodan That would be epic. ---
**Author:** ![Hbns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hbns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbns)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/128 "2011-04-15T16:27:28Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > The office pool is wide open on this one. Underlines, bold, red and large fonts have yet to appear. Lots of \*\*bold underline \*\*already. #67 and 71. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hbns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hbns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbns)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/129 "2011-04-15T16:42:31Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > She has really gone off the deep end lately. Maybe it’s due to the [Vicodin](http://helpstoidstopthepain.info/)? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/130 "2011-04-15T16:58:13Z")
> [@Hbns](#): > > Maybe it’s due to the [Vicodin](http://helpstoidstopthepain.info/)? There are no words. Should have brought a poet. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/131 "2011-04-15T16:58:59Z")
> [@Hbns](#): > > Maybe it’s due to the [Vicodin](http://helpstoidstopthepain.info/)? Whoa, that’s a whole nother level of crazy. ---
**Author:** ![nicole1912](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9de0a6/32.png) [@nicole1912](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nicole1912)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/132 "2011-04-15T16:59:20Z")
> [@Hbns](#): > > Maybe it’s due to the [Vicodin](http://helpstoidstopthepain.info/)? That website broke my brain. So. Many. Flashing. Pictures. (I’d comment on the OP, too, but it’s utterly fucking insane and **Stoid** won’t apologise just because I ask her to, so I won’t bother.) ---
**Author:** ![smellsofgummybears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@smellsofgummybears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smellsofgummybears)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/133 "2011-04-15T17:02:01Z")
Are they the same stoid as the op? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/134 "2011-04-15T17:06:04Z")
I don’t want to live in a world with two of them, so I’m hoping yes. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![smellsofgummybears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@smellsofgummybears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smellsofgummybears)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/135 "2011-04-15T17:07:45Z")
Well I looked at the snake thing earlier in this thread and I don’t see why anyone who is contemplating looking after a SNAKE can’t pay for this thing? ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/136 "2011-04-15T17:19:52Z")
**Stoid** , honey, put down the shovel and stop fuckin’ that chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/137 "2011-04-15T17:22:44Z")
> [@Hbns](#): > > Maybe it’s due to the [Vicodin](http://helpstoidstopthepain.info/)? :eek::rolleyes::dubious:😕 I mean, seriously, W.T.F.? Stoid’s always been a tad…challenged…but that is seriously batshit. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/138 "2011-04-15T17:24:38Z")
> [@Hbns](#): > > Maybe it’s due to the [Vicodin](http://helpstoidstopthepain.info/)? Reminds of the first website Homer Simpson set up. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/139 "2011-04-15T17:31:19Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I don’t want to live in a world with two of them, so I’m hoping yes. > > Regards, > Shodan It is for sure. She inexplicably used that website to [post doggy pictures](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13614732&postcount=22) a little while back. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336/140 "2011-04-15T17:31:37Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > The Dope’s worst nightmare - **Stoid** Pitting **Diogenes**. God help the hamsters and anyone who tried to keep up. > > Regards, > Shodan Imagine if the two of them had a child. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-at-the-limit-of-my-ability-to-process-this-shit-really-horrid-dont-bother-if-you-like-dogs/578336.md?page=8)