# I'm becoming a gym bunny, NOT a muscle mary. And that's... OK. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2003, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-becoming-a-gym-bunny-not-a-muscle-mary-and-thats-ok/203288 "2003-09-23T11:10:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-becoming-a-gym-bunny-not-a-muscle-mary-and-thats-ok/203288/41 "2003-09-25T16:49:15Z")
And again I say…pics? ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-becoming-a-gym-bunny-not-a-muscle-mary-and-thats-ok/203288/42 "2003-09-25T21:32:01Z")
b]Otto\*\*, I offered to pose in the SDMB Beefcake Calendar, but **Opal** said I couldn’t. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-becoming-a-gym-bunny-not-a-muscle-mary-and-thats-ok/203288/43 "2003-09-25T21:33:04Z")
All that pumping iron has made my hands tired… hence the coding trouble. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-becoming-a-gym-bunny-not-a-muscle-mary-and-thats-ok/203288/44 "2003-09-25T21:35:10Z")
…and tired arms and hands mean I’ll need help taking care of certain other things, of course… ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-becoming-a-gym-bunny-not-a-muscle-mary-and-thats-ok/203288/45 "2003-09-25T22:35:37Z")
If we get EvilCam® up and running, I’m sure there will be plenty of shirtless (and maybe even nekkid) pics of me to be had. I just need to scrape up $100 for a cam and convince the ball and chain of the necessity to have one. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-becoming-a-gym-bunny-not-a-muscle-mary-and-thats-ok/203288/46 "2003-09-26T10:36:45Z")
I’m excited. Last Friday, there was this really, really, _really_ hot and cute twinkie in the weight room at the same time as I was doing my workout… I’m finding people at this gym do tend to stick to a weekly routine, because I see them at the same times on the same days. He reminded me of Mike S., that cute Jewish chemical engineering student I briefly dated in the fall of 1995, as a convenient way to end a 20-month relationship with someone else through infidelity. I think this boy I saw last week was Jewish too - at least _part_ of him was Jewish, as I later found out. Did I mention I have a thing for Jewish boys? I really hope that boy is there again tonight. While he was working his glutes on the StairMaster®, he seemed to take quite an interest in whatever I was doing with the weights. Rudimentary cruising. He’ll get better at it over the next few years. He’s just a freshman. I know, I’m engaged. But it’s fun to be cruised. 🙂 And feel a bit less like the perverted old queen that I am. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-becoming-a-gym-bunny-not-a-muscle-mary-and-thats-ok/203288/47 "2003-09-27T16:31:00Z")
Damn. The twinkie wasn’t there yesterday evening. And I’ve canceled today’s gym session in order to spend time with Jer (do a tour of Place-des-Arts, have a “date night” and see that Tuscany chick-flick - God, we’re getting old and overdomestic - and we’re not even married yet). Damn damn damn. I’m increasing my gym sessions from three times a week to four. I must, I must, I must. I must increase my bust. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-becoming-a-gym-bunny-not-a-muscle-mary-and-thats-ok/203288.md?page=2)