# I'm being discriminated against for my sexuality **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277 "2014-10-23T18:54:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/41 "2014-10-24T19:15:04Z")
> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#): > > Do you have to watch out for registered post offenders? I know a guy who’s been a registered post offender since age 11. Apparently he stuck a postdated package in a brand-new mailbox that wasn’t approved by the Postmaster General. Now he has to go to twice-monthly therapy classes where he gets stamped on by mean-looking probation officers at an office behind the sorting center (they call it the PO Box). I would post a link to his profile, but it’s postage due. ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/42 "2014-10-24T19:17:57Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Is it true what they say about forever stamps? Our forever stamps had a picture of a locket on the front and a blurb about how the post office doesn’t believe in censorship anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/43 "2014-10-24T19:38:17Z")
I used to be good for the occasional 3 day delivery, but now can barely manage overnight. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/44 "2014-10-24T19:39:02Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > So by being closed, then opened, this thread goes both ways? nah, just recycled. ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/45 "2014-10-24T19:46:06Z")
Do you know the ZIP code for lovers’ lane? ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/46 "2014-10-24T19:47:47Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > After mod discussion, the OP is harmless fun and the responses have been gold. Thread reopened. > > * * * > > **Hal Briston** - MPSIMS Moderator This isn’t the Straight Dope I remember! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/47 "2014-10-24T19:52:13Z")
> [@robert\_columbia](#): > > do you know the zip code for lovers’ lane? 69696? ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/48 "2014-10-24T20:53:13Z")
Remember kids, if you’re going to send a letter make sure you use a safety envelope and don’t lick it too much. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/49 "2014-10-24T20:56:40Z")
Is it true that a mailbox should seek medical attention if its flag is up for more than four hours? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/50 "2014-10-24T21:37:21Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > These jokes are really stretching the envelope. Sounds like a _post hoc_ argument. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/51 "2014-10-24T21:45:14Z")
> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > So, how and with whom do mailboxes have sex? Agreed. At least the “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” meme includes jokes about delivering hot sticky loads. This makes no sense. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/52 "2014-10-24T21:54:33Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > 69696? Could be H0H 0H0… No wait, that’s Santa. ---
**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/53 "2014-10-24T22:29:47Z")
And the alphabet soup gets even longer. LGBTQM ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/54 "2014-10-24T23:54:20Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637233&highlight=vampire](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637233&highlight=vampire) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/55 "2014-10-25T01:16:24Z")
does being discriminated against have you feeling blue? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/56 "2014-10-25T13:57:07Z")
> [@robert\_columbia](#): > > Remember kids, if you’re going to send a letter make sure you use a safety envelope and don’t lick it too much. Just lick it and stick it. That’s all stamps are good for. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/57 "2014-10-25T17:18:28Z")
> [@Fallen](#): > > Truly, it’s sometimes difficult to discern what is and isn’t intended a joke around here, so **I’ll err on the side of “not a joke.”** Oh, come on! Really?! ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/58 "2014-10-25T17:20:04Z")
This is the kind of problem that comes part and parcel with being a Post-Modernist. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/59 "2014-10-25T20:26:47Z")
I’m not sure - but is the OP certified male? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277/60 "2014-10-25T21:52:17Z")
If it fits it ships. Oh gawd if it fits it ships. Ship me. Ship me hard. Fast. Harder. Faster. Delivery. Dear Delivery. Oh Delivery. DELIVERY!!! pheewwww… no postage due. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-being-discriminated-against-for-my-sexuality/702277.md?page=4)