# I'M BETTER THAN YOU! ............. a game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278 "2007-09-06T19:43:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/21 "2007-09-06T21:11:19Z")
See? ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/22 "2007-09-06T21:16:54Z")
Time travel is too damn easy. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/23 "2007-09-06T21:19:47Z")
I’d really like to partake however, I believe I’m quite a bit overqualified to be playing this game. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/24 "2007-09-06T21:31:17Z")
The Big Bang? Yeah, that was my fault. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/25 "2007-09-06T21:37:42Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] The Big Bang? Yeah, that was my fault. Sorry. [/QUOTE] And it took me so long to pack everything into the singularity. But, I forgive you. I am, of course, better than you at forgiveness. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/26 "2007-09-06T21:53:48Z")
Without the big suck there would have been no big bang. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/27 "2007-09-06T22:05:31Z")
[QUOTE=Bayard] And it took me so long to pack everything into the singularity. But, I forgive you. I am, of course, better than you at forgiveness. [/QUOTE] But you can’t beat me at being forgiven. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/28 "2007-09-06T22:07:46Z")
ssh universe # whoami root # rm -rf / Yeah, I created that big suck… ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/29 "2007-09-06T22:08:26Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] But you can’t beat me at being forgiven. [/QUOTE] But, I could beat you better than anyone. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/30 "2007-09-06T22:15:06Z")
[QUOTE=gotpasswords] ssh universe # whoami root # rm -rf / Yeah, I created that big suck… [/QUOTE] Nobody sucks better than me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Barracuda\_Motorcade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@Barracuda\_Motorcade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barracuda_Motorcade)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/31 "2007-09-06T22:20:59Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] Nobody sucks better than me. [/QUOTE] I eat little pieces of suck like you for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/32 "2007-09-06T22:28:25Z")
I think of all my kids, God turned out the best. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/33 "2007-09-06T22:29:57Z")
No one cooks up a plate of suck better than I. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/34 "2007-09-06T23:18:37Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] No one cooks up a plate of suck better than I. [/QUOTE] My suck is so delicious, critics of suck from all over the world give it five stars. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/35 "2007-09-06T23:22:23Z")
[QUOTE=MsRobyn] My suck is so delicious, critics of suck from all over the world give it five stars. Robin [/QUOTE] Only five, dear? There, there. There, there. I am, of course, better at patronizing than you. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/36 "2007-09-06T23:27:55Z")
I am better than all of you at speling. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/37 "2007-09-06T23:29:11Z")
[QUOTE=Bayard] Only five, dear? There, there. There, there. I am, of course, better at patronizing than you. [/QUOTE] Of \*course \* you are, precious little thing. Now run along. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/38 "2007-09-06T23:38:39Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] I think of all my kids, God turned out the best. [/QUOTE] Grandson? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/39 "2007-09-06T23:41:20Z")
Well I pretty much retired after I created the Great Void. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/40 "2007-09-07T00:17:52Z")
[QUOTE=MsRobyn] My suck is so delicious, critics of suck from all over the world give it five stars. Robin [/QUOTE] I apologize for pausing the game, but I gotta ask this. **MsRobyn** , will you marry me? I couldn’t leave a good double entendre just _sitting_ there. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278.md?page=3)