# I'M BETTER THAN YOU! ............. a game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278 "2007-09-06T19:43:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/41 "2007-09-07T00:43:55Z")
[QUOTE=Nawth Chucka] Of \*course \* you are, precious little thing. Now run along. [/QUOTE] Well done. OK… I will just run along, then. Of all my plethora of skills, perhaps the greatest is just running along. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/42 "2007-09-07T01:15:21Z")
I \*am \* the invisible unicycle. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/43 "2007-09-07T01:20:30Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I \*am \* the invisible unicycle. [/QUOTE] Thanks, but I rode you. Eh, I’ve had better. I give better rides too. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/44 "2007-09-07T02:04:30Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] I give better rides too. [/QUOTE] I doubt it. I trained my horse Shazi so well she can draw the equations for string theory on the back of a matchbook with her hooves. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/45 "2007-09-07T13:46:51Z")
I got three heads and six legs and speak a language only tabby cats can understand. Plus I spit diamonds. Hah, hah, I say, hah, hah! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/46 "2007-09-07T16:38:52Z")
I’m better at writing post #46 than ANYONE. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/47 "2007-09-07T17:10:57Z")
[QUOTE=A Monkey With a Gun] I apologize for pausing the game, but I gotta ask this. **MsRobyn** , will you marry me? I couldn’t leave a good double entendre just _sitting_ there. [/QUOTE] :o ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/48 "2007-09-07T17:19:54Z")
Don’t hold you’re mouth open like that, it just tempts me more. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/49 "2007-09-07T17:32:10Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I’m better at writing post #46 than ANYONE. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but post #49 is way better. In fact, this post is the apex of this thread. All posts following won’t be as good. I also invented the apex. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/50 "2007-09-07T17:34:04Z")
Nothing is better than post 50. It ends the page ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/51 "2007-09-07T17:37:30Z")
Post 51 is better. The start of a new day. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/52 "2007-09-07T18:55:12Z")
Post #52 is playing with a full deck. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/53 "2007-09-07T19:32:53Z")
Post #53 is playing with a full deck _and_ a full set of poker chips. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/54 "2007-09-08T02:03:29Z")
OK, since this is thread is about to drop off the page, and I invented the game. I’m going to declare a winner. ME! because I’m BETTER THAN YOU! Just kidding. The actual winner is: [QUOTE=fachverwirrt] I think of all my kids, God turned out the best. [/QUOTE] Excellent job, **fachverwirrt**. That line needs to become somebody’s sig. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/55 "2007-09-08T02:13:33Z")
[QUOTE=A Monkey With a Gun] OK, since this is thread is about to drop off the page, and I invented the game. I’m going to declare a winner. ME! because I’m BETTER THAN YOU! [/QUOTE] That was brilliant. Best laugh I had today. (Also a good pick for the winner) ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/56 "2007-09-08T02:14:21Z")
I invented the Orgasm. I win. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/57 "2007-09-08T02:30:49Z")
[QUOTE=cmyk] I invented the Orgasm. I win. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but I came first, so there. ETA: Ok, I lose SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/58 "2007-09-08T02:54:02Z")
[QUOTE=cmyk] I invented the Orgasm. I win. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but it never reached its full potential till I came. Along. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/59 "2007-09-08T02:59:15Z")
[QUOTE=El\_Kabong] Yeah, but it never reached its full potential till I came. Along. [/QUOTE] Ah, but I developed the orgasm that causes your partner to have an orgasm. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2007, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278/60 "2007-09-08T03:24:15Z")
I invented the Dope, and if you don’t declare me the winner I’m pulling the plug on this place. That’s right, _I’m Cecil_. No need for excessive applause. Also, I invented the multiple orgasm, and Bacon Salt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-better-than-you-a-game/418278.md?page=4)