# I'm bored and in the mood to flirt shamelessly. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699 "2002-04-15T06:15:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/1 "2002-04-15T06:15:20Z")
It’s 2 AM. I can’t sleep and I’m feeling feisty. Unfortunately every one of my usual victims – er, I mean, flirting partners isn’t online at the moment. Anyone want to entertain me? Pleeaaaase? IM me maybe? ::puppy-dog eyes:: I’ll be yer bestest friend ever! ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/2 "2002-04-15T06:30:12Z")
So, how _you_ doin’, **RaCha’ar**? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/3 "2002-04-15T06:32:10Z")
OK, dumb question. How about a back rub? Get you _nice_ and relaxed. ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/4 "2002-04-15T06:36:17Z")
I knew I could count on you, **galen**! Mm, backrub sounds good. You wouldn’t take advantage of me if I get _too_ relaxed, would you? Can’t have that. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/5 "2002-04-15T06:41:02Z")
Is it hot in here or is it just you? ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/6 "2002-04-15T06:41:31Z")
Take advantage of you?! Please! The thought never crossed my mind - actually, it settled in for the summer. Just lay yourself down and let me make you feel good.\* \*I am a professional - do not attempt these maneuvers yourself. ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/7 "2002-04-15T06:42:20Z")
It’s you, baby. Mrrrowr. Either that, or it’s **galen** ’s massage skills. Dayum. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/8 "2002-04-15T06:46:03Z")
It’s kind of like eating a chocolate bunny - start at one end and work towards the other. Speaking of eating… ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/9 "2002-04-15T06:47:27Z")
…it’s time for you to turn over. I’d like to work on your front… ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/10 "2002-04-15T06:49:13Z")
Shouldn’t you at least take me out to dinner first? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/11 "2002-04-15T06:57:32Z")
At this hour? OK. Denny’s or Steak 'n Shake? Or would you rather have that scalp massage? ---
**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/12 "2002-04-15T06:59:21Z")
Do we get spam with this? ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/13 "2002-04-15T07:01:56Z")
Bwahaaahaahahaaaaaaaaa! I was about to lose all respect for you, **RaCha’ar** , but then you opened this thread! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/14 "2002-04-15T07:05:36Z")
Pfff, **kuroashi**. You’re just jealous 'cause you aren’t getting a massage from **galen**. How about Waffle House? You can give me a scalp massage while I eat grits. Mmm. Now _that’s_ sexy food. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/15 "2002-04-15T07:05:37Z")
Spam, spam, spam, spam… ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/16 "2002-04-15T07:07:13Z")
Waffle House is fine, but will you feed me while I’m playing with your head? ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/17 "2002-04-15T07:10:45Z")
'tis better to give than to receive Besides, 1) I don’t want him thinking it’s an excuse for him to play with my head, and 2) I don’t think he’d be interested in rubbing my hairy chest ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/18 "2002-04-15T07:12:41Z")
Hmm. In that case, **kuro** , you can give me a foot rub while **galen** plays with my head. 😃 Actually, at this point I’m about to fall asleep in my grits. Maybe we can continue this when I’m not so tired. **galen** did TOO good a job at making me relax, I fear. ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/19 "2002-04-15T07:14:15Z")
Phaggidabaddit… ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2002, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699/20 "2002-04-15T07:14:39Z")
Swee dreams, **RaCha’ar**. 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-bored-and-in-the-mood-to-flirt-shamelessly/103699.md?page=2)